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they upped my antidepressants and it lowered my libido

I'm evil and I talk too much and I'm lowkey stupid

got put on 2 weeks of sick leave by my doctor and my boss is already asking for me in 7am Monday morning fml

shauna shipman I will defend you forever

have I made plans with 3 different people with £40 to my name rn yes I did and what

don't you love it when you work the 7am opening shift by yourself and a parent brings their kid in at 6.55am before you get the chance to deal with the mess the literal boss and owner of the business left the night before

I actually love millennials and feel maternal towards them even though some of them hate us like please guys I don't find you cringe

got drunk and removed my own ingrown toenail with my own sheer strength and a smosh video for ambience happy pride

I have a deep, unexplainable hatred for horses I despise them and it's not even fear its just straight disgust

I think I'm growing third nipple

I have a teams meeting in an hour and my laptop has decided to shit itself

I've accidentally trained my cat to run to my bed at the sound of gunshots because put my heating pad on in bed while I play my xbox, so he associates gunshots with a warm cozy spot to sleep

never realised I have a type until now

weeping over boygenius summer 2023 my life has changed so much since then