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I have a teams meeting in an hour and my laptop has decided to shit itself

I've accidentally trained my cat to run to my bed at the sound of gunshots because put my heating pad on in bed while I play my xbox, so he associates gunshots with a warm cozy spot to sleep

never realised I have a type until now

weeping over boygenius summer 2023 my life has changed so much since then

can we manifest me either getting fucked or doing the fucking please my vibrator is on its last legs I've been single for YEARS

guess who fell and skinned their knee twice in one day at the big age of 22

I did ALL my work and I can't even take a nap because I have a work meeting in an hour ☹️

£5.21 in the bank and 0 in the savings

ignoring my 2 essays I haven't even started that are due in 11 hours

why does every femme do hard drugs and every butch want a minimum of 4 kids I hate glasgow bro

audrey hobert is for the mfs who stopped texting first and never got texted again

I just fucked up some buldak noodles my lips feel exfoliated

love crying at work

I've made a recent discovery that I am okay with she/they pronouns instead of strictly they/them and I don't know whether to tell people or just let them figure it out themselves