Not today Justin

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Claire Keane
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almost home

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Love Begins
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Your mail-in vote - check on it
If you voted by mail in big chunks of California, in Denver's northern suburbs, or in parts of Arizona, the final breakdown of the U.S. House may come down to whether your ballot encountered any issue â and, if so, whether you 'cure' it. So be sure to look into it.
"we want to protect the kids!!"
â in a way that will also protect them from their parents & guardians right?
"what"
â if a parent or guardian wanted to abuse their child, would what you're trying to do make it harder for them?
"..."
â *pulls out a chart that shows 76% of abused children were victimized by a parent or legal guardian* will what you're advocating for make it easier for the majority child abusers, which is overwhelmingly parents & guardians, to get away with abuse?
"idk what this has to do with anything we just want to restrict children's freedoms more & give parents more control over them. you know. to protect them from adults who want to abuse them"
Every. Single. Time.
Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it
On a serious note people being unironically horny about cis men and referring to their chests as tits in their horny rantings has made me feel more comfortable as someone who is transmasc
Like I don't have huge dysphoria about my chest because I'm not very well endowed but I still have some and like thinking: "I'm a sexy dude with sexy tits" is actually a good feeling for me personally
my blog is a safe place for the gender neutral usage of tits
I'll say it if you won't
MY MOUTH IS A SAFE SPACE FOR TITS IF ALL GENDERS
I've had fights with friends who aren't on tumblr
This man has fucking tits! Big manly tits!
And that's wonderful!

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Yes fat people can very much practice yoga and find it very fun and giving but also horrible and shitty. I got a long way to go with my yoga, but thatâs one of the things that make it so fun, progress, you notice it and you see it and thereâs always stuff to learn and get better at.
The lil devil on my shoulder keeps whispering "a new pair of chunky boots with a little bit of heel couldn't hurt" while the lil angel on my shoulder whispers "she's got a point you would absolutely slay in those"
Not enough people are talking about (no one is talking about this) why is no one talking Bout chubky boots with a little bit of heel. And also. A ouppy
In France [July 7, 2024], a crowd reacts to election results showing a defeat for the hard-right political party that was expected to win big until the French people voted in greater numbers for leftists and centrists instead. This follows the complete rout suffered by the right-wing Conservative party in Great Britain just three days prior, on July 4th.
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.
First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."
So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.
Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.
Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."
"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"
"Something I can't afford."
He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.
He went back to talk to the manager again.
It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.
The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

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one time a professor asked me if iâd ever wanted to write anything âmore importantâ than romance. and i said no. i was put on this earth to write about sad people kissing. and if another writer ever came up to me and said they wanted to write 400 pages containing nothing but a character baking a single loaf of bread each day, then i would tell them to do that. people don't write something because it's important. they write about something and that is what makes it important
Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
The Library!
For When Not Even God Can Help You!
just learned that magnolias are so old that theyâre pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
https://xkcd.com/1259/
Bee Orchid
This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:
Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.
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First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.
so, since the Drake v Kendrick beef has shown how many people on tumblr are missing out on black music (as well as a lot of people still thinking that black music is âjust [this one racist stereotype]â) Iâve put together an inconclusive playlist of black music covering loads of different genres, styles and eras as a brief introduction to what you could be listening to!
You want emo? Listen to Jhariah! You want punk? Listen to The Muslims! You want beautiful piano pieces? Listen to Alexis Ffrench! You want Belgian music in a range of different styles all rolled into one? Listen to Stromae! You want exclusively queer rap by a queer indie artist? Listen to RealXMan! You want 70s music? You got it! You want hip hop? You got it! You want rock? You got it! You want rap? You got it!
Go forth and have fun! And keep in mind that this is definitely not even scratching the surface, so by all means, hereâs your starting point to start researching further and finding new artists. I found a few new amazing songs/artists just from making this playlist, and re-remembered songs I hadnât heard in years (does anyone else remember Dynamite by Taio Cruz? That was my self-proclaimed favourite song from the ages of 7â11 lol).
And if anyone wants to recommend anything else to add to the playlist, please do! Iâm still building up my own knowledge of black music, and I definitely wasnât able to cover every genre, so any recommendations are much appreciated!
the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said âi give these to children and people with a certain vibe.â
floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
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My mom briefly bred Siamese cats when I was a kid and one of our last males was like this. He would regularly kidnap (kittennap) fresh babies to ânurseâ and mother. Carried them around and everything. Never got him to successfully breed, he wasnât interested. My mom told me animals are like people so sometimes they are gay and trans (it was the 80s so we said âtranssexualâ) and we will support him so we got him fixed and gave him a stuffed animal kitten to fawn over so he could live as the housemarm he was always meant to be.
I realize that's what's missing from "queer" gear these days.
The absolute pride in being a God damned freak. In being something society saw as wrong.
It's all uwu you're valid and society should accept you
Like no fuck your society. Your society is bullshit and relies on oppression to create its "norms". I don't want societal norms expanded to include me. I want to blow those structures the fuck up
yeah like when people say ânormaliseâ about everything and Iâm like, I donât care how normal it is, I just want people to stop being punished for being weird. We can either attempt to normalise everything one by one, or we can do the whole thing in one fell swoop of âso what if it is weird? Nothing wrong with a bit of weirdâ