sexualizing that old man is a full-time job

hi I barely use Tumblr anymore but this is so sweet thank you! I cherish winny and he deserves friends :)

Playing Psychonauts 2 with my partner and they said to me verbatim at the wedding bit "If you don't go to our wedding with your titties out like that I'm going to be so disappointed in you"

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HEY. I’m on a RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION over here. Aren’t ya gonna FUCKING STOP ME?

this is from 2014 why the fuck did i make this. i completely forgot. is anything real

pokemon trainer that shouts "get his ass" every time they order their pokemon to attack

voted time magazines most girly boy whos not a boy or girl or a man or woman just like person but in a boy girlfriend way of all time

Smug face of a free man

an air fryer is not a fryer nor is it a microwave its a desktop convection oven i wish more people understood this and i wish that the gulf war never happened