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₊˚⊹⋆ About me

semi-hiatus ✦ 14-16 ✦ ASD + suspected other shit ✦ artist + writer ✦ chronically disabled ✦ anarcho-pacifist

₊˚⊹⋆ Interests

downton abbey ✦ 1927 wings ✦ ride the cyclone ✦ ivor novello ✦ anton walbrook ✦ buster keaton ✦ marlene dietrich ✦ deltarune ✦ pathology ✦ cabaret ✦ crusader kings iii ✦ the stanley parable ✦ scp foundation ✦ red dead redemption

♪ will wood (and the tapeworms) ✦ radiohead ✦ chappell roan ✦ her's ✦ the smashing pumpkins ✦ lemon demon ✦ tv girl ✦ panic! at the disco ✦ sonic youth ✦ nirvana ✦ scary bitches ✦ mommy long legs ✦ slutever ✦ dazey and the scouts ✦ the magnetic fields ✦ femtanyl ✦ FEM&M ✦ The Mountain Goats

𖠋 Thomas Barrow ✦ Noel Gruber ✦ Dr. Alto Clef ✦ Dr. "Iceberg" ✦ Ralsei ✦ The Narrator (TSPUD) ✦ Jack Powell ✦ Emcee ✦ matilda of tuscany in the context of ck3 i swear ✦ John Marston ✦ Dutch van der Linde ✦ Kieran Duffy ✦ Javier Escuella ✦ Charles Smith

𖠋𖠋 Thomas Barrow/Richard Ellis ✦ Thomas Barrow/Matthew Crawley ✦ Thomas Barrow/Tom Branson ✦ Dr. Alto Clef/Dr. Benjamin Kondraki ✦ Dr. Simon Glass/Dr. "Icebeg" ✦ Charles Smith/Arthur Morgan ✦ Dutch van der Linde/Hosea Matthews ✦ Molly O'Shea/Karen Jones ✦ Kieran Duffy/Mary-Beth Gaskill

₊˚⊹⋆ before you interact...

...my socialising ability really ebbs and flows and with that, sometimes i struggle to articulate myself clearly (if at all). my filter also isn't always great and i can sometimes come off more stiffly than i mean to. in cases i do, please know that the chances i'm actually trying to be hostile are really low and i am very sorry for it also this blog is just gonna kind of ebb and flow with what i want to talk about.....do not follow me or any of my side blogs expecting consistency

₊˚⊹⋆ do not interact...

...i don't really hhhave a dni like if something presses me badly enough i feel compelled to not interact with you then like. i won't. but otherwise we're all chill!!!!

₊˚⊹⋆ my other residences!

(i have too many i know....i am a busy lady) downton blog ✦ barris ship glazing blog ✦ old cinema blog ✦ my ao3 ✦ red dead blog

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can't let opps know why i own one of those long-brimmed adjustable rope hats and why i know how to play ukulele

#SCP #if you know you know #scp dominated my life from 11-13 that was a crazy era guys #Couldn't be me again (I'M SUCCOMBING TO IT AGAIN SAVE ME)

mariacallous

luisserrascigarettes

sombr was suggested to me as a blog i know you love sombr ❤️

STOP NOW OR ISPAM YOU WITH BILL X KIERAN

cerubiaid

YOU

WOULDNT

FUCKING

DARE

transstuffandmore

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

bees-and-voids-deactivated20210

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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I've been sort of bitchposting for a bit but that changes TODAY

did y'all know a duck's favorite color is green

like they can see green super well so they love green

ducks have color opinions

#joymaxxing

mysweetoddbird

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

"WAIT YOU YOU HAVE THE SILLY SYNDROME OMG 🤭🤭🫢🫢🤭🤭😍😍🤭 SENSITIVE NERDY AUTISTIC GIRLFRIEND" i do not feel like i meet the quota for being a human and i feel like i am deformed in the ways that matter for significantly emotional relationships and i manually operate on what is logically compassionate to do/be

#Kind of pertaining to my last reblog #Also kind of a vent but whatever #If my guy friend keeps talking to me like this I'm going to scream #''Girlfriend'' and the girlfriend is a lesbian

bitchautism

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

#GENUINELY BASED AS FUCK #like ''omg the silly syndromeeee'' until you have an intellectual struggle or you have a meltdown in public or you have a ''generic''#—special interest or in general just don't fit into the ''silly little guy'' image #acceptance was never meant to be about making ASD something that's fun or quirky or easy to get or cookie cutter #BECAUSE IT ISNT #like as OP said i don't care about the jokes made by peers with asd #autism can be annoying as fuck and i think we got a right to poke fun at it #but like it's being REDUCED to that #if that makes sense?#It's also become like a type which pisses me off like this friend of mine (who claims to also have the ''silly syndrome'')#(his words not mine)#because he likes planes and is nerdy #wait until i tell you that that's not all it is #its silly until you dont fit the silly mould #its silly until you dont know what automatic empathy is meant to feel like and like youre inhuman because you #have to do everything manually because nothing comes to you automatically

anneriawings

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

phantomrose96

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

anneriawings

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

anneriawings

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

anneriawings

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY

anneriawings

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

anneriawings

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

phantomrose96

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

anneriawings

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

anneriawings

COOKIES ACQUIRED

homebeccer

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

anneriawings

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

anneriawings

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED

phantomrose96

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

crowreys-wormstache

Oh my god it’s back

anneriawings

H O W

anavar-immela

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

phantomrose96

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.

sharkgal4

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

offonaherosjourney

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

korasonata

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

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two things can be true

misandry is a thing, and it's not a good thing

misogyny is an unarguably way bigger problem and it is OKAY and in fact PREFERABLE if misogyny gets more attention because it is a problem for billions of women—worse of a problem than a woman on instagram saying she hates men

#how i feel after dropping the most lukewarm take #Is this even a lukewarm take #Isn't this just kind of common sense #AND LOOK BEFORE ANYONE GETS ON MY ASS #I DO NOT HATE MEN IF YOU ARE COOL THEN I LIKE YOU #IF YOU SUCK THEN I DON'T LIKE YOU #OKAY

dannyelfmanstattos

abigailmarstons

The curious couple and their unruly son.

viansparkles

the big text is Scary i dont want to yell atyou

viansparkles

i'm sorry...

scrapple13

how to like someones vent post in an "i see you" way and not in a "Liked your post!" way

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sxrumbxg

I want to share this old piece with Dutch and Arthur I made a while back as a start👾

koiagain

identity theft is not a joke jim

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