I'm Simpin' and I Know It~

However, I said, "real-life relationships." My identity does not and never will stop me from simping over fictional characters, so do not feel the need to come at me saying I can't because I very well can and you can't gucking stop me. Understood?

Now the reason I make this post is very clear. I'm also very sure that these may be scams in the first place. But.

I have crossed out the names because I will not dox people or just leave them open for you to go after. This has been around the 5th one I have received this year. But messages like these make me very uncomfortable, and I do not appreciate receiving them. If I receive them, I block them. Simple as that, I will not sugarcoat it. Please be mindful and respectful of this and of me. I am just as human as you, and always have been. Do I make myself clear?

AS SUCH! You can come at me with Anti-LGBTQ I+ bullshit, but I hope yours prepared to get roasted and blocked because you most certainly will and people like you who do that are what make people insecure and sites and apps like this unsafe for people within this community and any other community like furries or those who identify as animals or other creatures. So back the fuck off because this is a safe space and will always be. I will NOT. repeat myself again.

If you are a Pro shipper. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME

If you are h*rny or any sort of predator or pedophile. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME

If you are against any part of the LGBTQIA+ Community, or any related communities. DO. NOT. INTERACT. WITH. ME. END. OF. FUCKING. STORY.

If you are any one of those things or worse, I want NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, SO DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME.

Soooooo, I may have messed up a little-

I was just dabbling in something, and Ari-rin was just nearby and making sure I didn't explode anything and then a portal opened up. Now, it wasn't my fault but it did just happen, and the gravitational pull kinda.. you know, pulled her in.

I went back to my lab obviously (without telling Gojo or Sukuna, but Gojo's smart.. whatever I guess) and tried to see where in time she went. ANNDD she found herself in 15 century France. You know the Hunchback of Notre Dame right? That "Disney" movie? Yeah that's where she is. I'm trying to get her back but you know, in that era of time, "Witchcraft"'s a crime so I can't really do much without getting caught (not like I can die easily, but still).

Hopefully, she's fine and if I have to.. I'll rely on Gojo to get her if needed.

Dear Fu,

I'm -

I have so many questions, but I don't know where to even start. First question: What were you dabbling in? I'm actually really curious. Second question: Could that have had anything to do with the sudden random portal or did it just happen without any involvement on your end? Third question: The Hunchback of Notre Dame?! Oh hell-

I hope and pray that Gojo and Sukuna don't figure it out and try to kill you, whether it was your fault that portal opened up or not. Our little Mayflower is tough, I'm sure she's doing okay. She just needs to not, you know, use her magic-

Hoping you can get her back safely soon, and if not, hopefully Gojo can. Keep doing your best and try to keep me updated, okay? I believe in you, Fu!

Sincerely,

I know Gojo was close to Aria-san but he’s said “I love you” to her how many times? In the span of four months or so? He’s never that attached to someone that fast. Does Aria-san have this.. charm to her? Like.. I know Aria-san has this vibe to her but to see Gojo so.. smitten like that? It’s just unreal to me. Itadori was obviously cheering him on (it’s Itadori, what do we expect?) and Kugisaki? I’m not sure but I’m sure she’s thinking the same thing I am; He is smitten.

I am half tempted to ask him about it but I need to let this play out for a little longer… Please, please let me know your thoughts about this.

Megumi

Dear Gumi,

The fact that I was literally like just talking to Fu about his jealousy over this same thing.

No yeah, I was thinking that it was incredibly weird, too. I mean, it can happen, but for Gojo to get smitten like that this fast????? Nah, it's so strange and yet so funny to me. He needs to like... slow down, though, damn. The amount of times he's said it and called her quite a few different nicknames all in the span of a few months is uh... I don't know. It may just be me, but he doesn't seem the type to get smitten with someone this fast. Even if it is Ari.

Maybe it's partly because he likes seeing her flustered. Maybe there are other reasons. Hell if I know but I kind of wanna find out now. But yeah, it's um... it's not the first time this has happened with Ari, so I'm not t o o surprised. She does have this charm to her I guess, I'm not sure how to explain it. I'm kind of rooting for it too, but he's gotta dial it back a little bit.

Off topic... I really want a mission. I'm getting way too bored just staying here all the time. Have I gotten any? Noooooooo. It's stupid.

ALSO! They're all doing a-ok over there from what Fu told me, in case anybody was worrying.

N e ways. It was nice receiving a letter from you after a while. Check back in soon, okay?

Sincerely,

It’s been a week now right? Since my last “letter”, right? I kinda lost track- I was too roped into something regarding Ari-rin’s magic, which she happily showed me by the way! Anyways, that’s not the main reason I’m here- It’s about.. Gojo.

Yeah, I know, him. And I know I’m gonna sound obnoxious but.. if you could read what he sent Ari-rin? man.

“Usual” chaos? And I know Ari-rin’s really obsessed with a game and I don’t blame her, it’s giving her brain something to think about other than bad thoughts but seriously? Why is he so.. buddy buddy with her? They only knew each other for almost four months now and he’s suddenly dropping the “I love you” and all that? I know I shouldn’t be overreacting, especially since I already talked to Ari-rin about it but, I can’t help but feel jealous. It’s just.. weird for me to. But whatever I guess.

Anyway! That’s enough about that- update on Ari-rin! She’s doing okay right now, still haven’t started classes yet it looks like but she’s been in the school’s library looking at a few things. Obviously I went with her because I’m curious about their magic and stuff. Oh yeah! A bunch of her old friends stopped by and said hi, so that’s something. But yeah, we’re fine here! Til next time!

Fu

Dear Fu,

Hey! It certainly has been a little bit. I don't blame you for being curious about Ari's magic and the magic in Twisted Wonderland. Hell, I'd love to learn about it myself if I could. Hey, while we're on the topic, why don't you let me know what you learn? That way, you have someone else to ramble about your findings to when Ari's busy, and I also get to learn. If you're comfortable with the idea, that is.

Regarding Gojo... I'm gonna be honest, I'm not surprised to hear that you're jealous again. You've known her longer and know her better, I understand that. And while even I think that dropping the "I love you" bombs after four months is a little fast... well, let's just say there are times it happens a lot faster than this between other people. Like after a single night, which happened in a movie I went and saw twice. Because oh sure, like hitting the guy with your car, taking him out to dinner to make up for it, having a great time, learning each other's languages overnight, and then getting engaged the very next day in front of your ex-husband isn't moving way too fast. ... I got so off-topic, nevermind that.

Regardless. I can understand why you're jealous, and I know you've talked to Ari about this already. Maybe try talking to Gojo? Get to know him more??? But honestly, I find it so weird he's dropping those words after four months, he just doesn't really seem like the type to do that. But uh... I-I can't help you there, Fu, I'm sorry.

On another note, I'm glad you guys are doing well and that Ari has something and someone to distract her when things get rough. You and the little may flower take care, you hear? If either of you get hurt, I will find a way over there myself.

Kidding.

.. Maybe. :3

Sincerely,

Thanks for the reassurance, I think… When I first saw Gojo in Ari-rin’s inbox, I thought to myself “Huh! I didn’t know that Ari-rin made friends outside the Time Patrol.” and then I realized they’ve been talking for quite a bit. And that was cool, you know? Ari-rin is a wonderful person, who wouldn’t want to be friends with her?

But the letters, oh my GOD, the letters. I’ll admit; I almost didn’t want to talk to him when I saw one of the guy’s letters addressed to her. But I said I was gonna be the bigger person and check him out to see if he was bad news. And he wasn’t. I was just being jealous ahaha.

And I did talk to Ari-rin. So glad she’s so understanding. But yeah, I’m overthinking this WAAAYY too much (for my own good lol!). Still don’t like Sukuna but hey, Ari-rin’s a tamer I guess, lol.

Fu

Dear Fu,

I'm glad you got to talk to her about it, and I'm so glad it helped!

At least you know there isn't really anything to worry about now, right? And yeah, Gojo's not bad news. He has his moments, so I can see why Ari likes him. Sukuna, on the other hand? I have no clue. I mean, I'm glad she somehow tamed him, but I don't get why she likes him. It makes no sense to me. Maybe I'll ask her about that next time I get a letter from her.

I'm very proud of you for being the bigger person, though, Fu. You've come a long way so keep it up, okay? Keep Ari safe for us! And if you ever need to vent again or just chat, I'm always available. No pressure, though.

Sincerely,

So Ari-rin's a little busy at the moment so I'm here at.. Ramshackle? I think that's what this place is called- Anyway. I don't know if you heard about our engagement but congrats to us right? I'm super excited for the wedding whenever we do it (I think Ari-rin's more excited than me, haha, cute.)

Speaking of her... This is gonna sound real nuts or whatever but I'm sure she talked to you about her new.. friends? Yeah, I think you know them, I bet you do. I mean I'm fine with Ari-rin meeting new friends and all, never stopped her but...

Gojo? Always clingy and around her too much. I mean... Why? Y'know what he said to me a while back? “But I’m not going anywhere either. She’s got us both now. So let’s not forget who we’re doing this all for.”

How.. am I supposed to respond to that? He hasn’t known her for a year yet and he’s already saying stuff like this. Sukuna’s not any different either. He’s getting on my nerves, Gojo especially.

I mean I hope I’m not overthinking this- Ari-rin knows not to do anything stupid before the wedding. And she has a big heart, I get that, but. Ha! I guess I’m thinking way too much into this. Anyways, don’t worry about Ari-rin, I’ll watch over her and make sure she’s not doing anything stupid!

Fu

Dear Fu,

Wooaaahhh, jumpscare! I certainly wasn't expecting a letter from you, so it's very much a surprise, but I'm not complaining. I did not hear about your engagement, but awwwwwwwe!!! That's such good news, I'm so happy for you both!! I wish you all the best and a happy life together! Also, your nickname for her is super cute, I love it. It's very you.

Yeah, Ari makes new friends pretty easily, and her relationship with Gojo and Sukuna is certainly... something. I pray for her sanity with those two. As for your words about them... well, yeah. Gojo's a clingy, chaotic man child with a love language of physical touch, acts of service, quality time, and gift giving. Sukuna is very... I'm just gonna be blunt. He's blunt, rude, sarcastic, sadistic, obsessive, maybe a little trigger happy when it comes to certain things... pretty sure his love language (if he would even have one) is quality time or some shit. I don't like him very much, but Ari managed to tame his grumpy ass somehow. I'm not surprised that you don't like either of them. They're certainly a l o t.

I don't think you're overthinking anything. Reading too much into it, maybe, but not really overthinking. Ari, sweetling that she is, really does have a big heart, and that's okay. It's clear that she loves all three of you equally, and I'm glad that she's happy, and I'm even more glad that she has you three there with her, a bunch of chaotics you three may be. But she's strong and perfectly capable of handling anything dangerous that may happen.

I appreciate the reassurance, Fu. I know you'll take good care of her, and I trust you. I'm also honored that you feel comfortable enough with me to vent your frustrations. We're making progress~

Keep me updated when you can, okay? Don't overwork yourself either, you hear? You and Ari are really bad about that, and I worry. Be safe, Fu. Talk to you soon.

Sincerely,

Lori <3

and oh boy, you wouldn’t believe what happened the past couple weeks… satoru had the audacity to make some abomination using crewel’s potions and used his cursed energy to make it move.. i swear i still remember crewel’s glare on him when i came to get him after he was finished being crewel’s errand boy.

and sukuna? a fight happened. i’ll let you imagine the rest. it wasn’t pretty and my friend took care of him. i was able to see him after but he uhh.. gave me the dad glare. pretty sure he grilled me about my relationship with satoru and sukuna.

but anyway, i’ll let you know when i become a glorious student of night raven again. and i promise i wont overdo it, sukuna would hate that heh (satoru still doesn’t know.. but i’m sure he figured it out already)

ariana

Dear Ari,

... Yeah, good point about the hierarchy being messed up since Gojo's with you. I'm surprised the higher-ups haven't tried anything yet, but I wouldn't hold it against them. I'll keep an eye and ear out and let you know if anything happens on that front.

I'm... not surprised that Gojo would do that, he's a chaotic man child. It's good that he's banned from that classroom. Give him a smack on the head for me if you haven't already. As for Sukuna... what the hell was he starting a fight with Leona for?! Or was it Leona that started it- regardless, why? I'm just glad Leona's okay. Thank your friend wholeheartedly for me.

Yes, please keep me updated so I can keep relaying the news to the others. And if Gojo hasn't found out already, I would be surprised. But yes, don't overdo it, and as always, stay safe. Say hi to the braincells, Riddle, Sam, and the teachers for me? And your friend, too. Even if they have no idea who I am, lol.

Sincerely,

i know yuji and megumi (and maybe nobara, but i know she’s wondering too) have been wondering where i am and i don’t blame them, really. i wasn’t expecting a trip back to twisted wonderland but here i am…

to put it bluntly; i’m here for a friend of mine. what started as a “vacation” turned into me finishing my studies at nrc. i’m officially back at nrc, at least that’s what crowley is currently making happen right now. satoru and sukuna are with me and is fine.. mostly. satoru is banned from crewel’s classroom and sukuna.. well he attacked dad, but it’s sukuna.

anyways, i know how this sounds and it happened way too fast for me to even process but trust me, i’ll be fine. satoru and sukuna are staying with me so you tell the others to just listen to yaga if anything happens. now i gotta go before satoru and sukuna start fighting.. again.

ariana

Dear Ari,

ARIIIIIIIII!!! I wasn't expecting a letter from you, hiiiiiiii!! Yeah, the others have been wondering where you three went, but I kinda told Megumi about TWST and Night Raven College after Ita (Yuji) told us about his letters getting through to you. Sorry, I'm not sorry, but I doubt he would have accepted any vague answers- but Megumi understands at least the basics (only the basics, I promise) now, so yay.

It's been so boooorrrriiiiinnnnnggggg, there's no missions which is honestly actually really strange, but while the peace and quiet and quality time with everyone is nice, I'm kind of itching to go back and exorcise some curses.

I'm so jealous you get to finish your studies there, though! I wanna go, but I don't want to leave here in case something happens, as much as I miss you and Gojo being around. I hope your friend is well, I'm not surprised Gojo is banned from Crewel's classroom, and Sukuna... I'm kinda not surprised, but is Leona okay???? I hope so, that sounded terrifying for you to learn about.

I trust you, hun. Say hello to the three chaotics (Fu, Gojo, & Sukuna) for me. Stay safe. Let any of us know if you need absolute anything, okay? I wish you luck, but I know you've got this in the bag! Just... don't overdo it. ... Again. You have a habit of doing that, I've noticed.

Miss you lots! <3

Sincerely,

I mean.. I really hope I’m not overthinking this? You know Aria-san better than we do, even better than Gojo (yes.. he likes to brag about how much he “knows” her to us all the time.) and Sukuna (again, same thing.) so I hope it’s not the case.

On the topic of this, and this might be an insensitive question I apologize in advance but, was Aria-san ever secretive about this with you? Her being in Night Raven and all? You don’t have to answer of course, I was just curious…

Anyways, thanks for the embroideries.. I’m going to hide this so it doesn’t get found by Itadori or Kugisaki.. or Gojo if he ever comes back.

Megumi

Dear Gumi,

I'm glad you like them! I tried my best, and I'm pretty proud of how it came out.

Regarding Ari, yeah, I'd say I know her better than even Gojo and Sukuna, but then there are times where I feel like I don't actually know as much as I think I do. There's things she won't tell, and that's fine, I'm okay with that, and I'm glad to simply know her at all. With Night Raven College, though... well, she hasn't really said much. It was kind of vague when she mentioned that she had been there before, and she obviously never mentioned going back. If there was every anything she wanted to tell, she would. Other than that, yeah, she's been pretty secretive about it. But it's best not to overthink these kinds of things. I'm sure that if she ever needs anything from us, she can find a way to contact us and let us know. I mean, Ita's letters found a way there somehow, so it shouldn't be too hard-

Sincerely,

I now could think of some reasons to why she’d go back but.. the real reason still evades me. Even if she has Gojo and Sukuna.. Am I overthinking this? I probably am.. I don’t know this Night Raven as much as you do.

As for Fu.. Thank god he’s not a danger to her. I don’t think Gojo or Sukuna (especially Sukuna…) wouldn’t like that too much. I trust you, Lorelin.

Megumi

Dear Gumi,

Hey, sorry for the late response, Bara (Nobara, in case you're wondering) dragged me shopping again cause it's nice weather out.

Regarding Night Raven College, you're definitely overthinking it. I doubt anything super odd is gonna happen, and as long as no more overblots (remember, I played through chapter 1 of the game with you and that's what happened to Riddle) happen, I'm absolutely sure those three are perfectly fine.

Regarding Fu, yeah no he's a dork, he's fine. No harm whatsoever, I promise.

Also, I finally finished that embroidery project for you! I'll slip it under your door once I'm sure Bara and Ita (Yuji) won't see and ask.

See ya later!

Sincerely,

Itadori will probably reach out to her again once he's able to. We still don't have any missions so it's a little weird but I'll enjoy this blessing (or whatever- definitely something will happen soon). I'll probably get some training in with Zen'in-senpai or something or I'll probably get dragged into town by Kugisaki who knows

And don't worry about the nickname, I'm not against it. I'm just.. flustered, to say the least. I know Itadori and Kugisaki will get on my ass about it if you ever said it out loud and in front of them.

Megumi (P.S: You don't have to explain the whole "Twisted Wonderland" thing but I won't stop you if you do.)

Dear Gumi,

Thank goodness, I was so nervous you wouldn't like it. I'll try not to use it in front of Yuji and Nobara, but if I ever do, especially when Ari, Gojo, and Sukuna come back, I'm so sorry-

Anyway, uh, Fu's not a danger anymore. Especially not to Ari. He's just a dorky scientist who likes experimenting and learning new things, he's fine.

I wish you luck with training and if you do get dragged to town with Nobara, I'll come along to make it easier on you, don't worry. I know she can be... a l o t when it comes to shopping since she's not original from the city side. I know how overwhelmed you can get sometimes..

As for the Twisted Wonderland thing, I'll at least show you parts of the game when you're energized enough so you can know the basics, but if you ever have specific questions for Ari, she can answer those. You can probably have Yuji ask them, honestly.

Sincerely,

Though I guess that's in the realm of possibility since we deal with Innane Domains all the time.

But if Aria-san went there before, why did she go back? And with Gojo and Sukuna no less? I mean, I understand Gojo- do you not see him with her? But Sukuna? He wouldn't care for this at all so...

I'm sure she's fine, however. She's strong and can handle herself.

Megumi (P.S: Who the hell is Fu and what's with the nickname...?)

Dear Megumi,

Uuuhhhh, Fu is... he's someone. That's an Aria question you can ask her about (either through letter since those can somehow go through or we can wait until she gets back, although I don't know when that will be).

Also, I can't speak for Ari on why she went back. Even I don't know, and that's for her to tell if she wants to. But I'll definitely try to explain the whole concept of Twisted Wonderland and Night Raven College if you want me to. After I eat something though-

Also, do we still not have any missions to do, or do we have at least one? I haven't heard anything. About the nickname, it just kinda came out after it popped into my head, and I kinda maybe sorta thought it was cute. Do you like it, or should I not use it?

Sincerely,

How did they even get there in the first place? It’s not like they have the means to do so… That’s just impossible and insane.

And what do you mean Aria-san used to go to school there? How the hell did she get there in the first place?

That’s.. insane. I literally saw Itadori stare at his response like he was processing it and then proceeded to say that Night Raven College was cool. I think Kugisaki heard him too and was extremely confused.

You seem to know more about it than we do so that’s a relief.. I think.

Megumi

Dear Megumi,

That's what I said, yes. Come on, Domain Expansions and cursed energy exist, yet different dimensions and magic are impossible to you? I mean, fair, but really? I just didn’t think you'd buy it if I had vaguely said it was very, very, very, v e r y far away. But uh, basically, Night Raven College is a magic school! .. An all boys magic school. But that's besides the point. It's a lot to explain, but to get there, and likely what happened to Ari the first time, is she got summoned by the Dark Mirror (basically the mirror from Snow White) and brought to the school via a coffin/"door" in a dark carriage! This time however, Fu may have opened a portal for them-

It's a whole bunch of shit, I can show you the game later if you want to get a better understanding. I don't want to overload your brain with my bad explanations- try not to think about it too much. Maybe sleep on it, it's getting late. Sleep well, Gumi! (Hope you don't mind the nickname-)

Sincerely,

Something about being at Night Raven College? I don’t know where that even is and it sounds very fictional, something that came out of one of Itadori’s movies or something… I was wondering if you know anything about that.

Honestly, I kinda like the peace and quiet, especially if Gojo is being loud and obnoxious and Sukuna is.. being Sukuna. Mission wise, nothing on that front, yet.

Also I’ll take embroideries of my Shikigamis. And I’ll let you know if Itadori writes back to Aria-san or not.

Megumi

Dear Megumi,

Yuji wrote to Ari? Wait... Night Raven College...

...

ARI'S IN TWISTED WONDERLAND?! AGAIN?!

Ahem- uh... yeah, I know about it - kind of. Um... if Yuji asks her where that school is located, I don't think she'll have the heart to tell him, but Night Raven College is in Twisted Wonderland... a whole other dimension. Which sounds kinda crazy, I know, but like - yeah. I only know about it because one, there's a whole game on it, and two, Ari may or may not have offhandedly mentioned to me about her going to school there once. So... oh gods, I feel so bad for the students and teachers having to deal with Gojo and Sukuna. And I'm only telling you this because I know you won't take a bullshit answer.

ANYWAY!

Having no missions is weird, for sure, but I appreciate the time off. I'll get those embroideries started right away, too! But yes, keep me updated please and thank you.

Sincerely,

From: Fushiguro Megumi

If he was taking her on date, he would leave a message, and Sukuna certainly wouldn’t follow them. Aria-san didn’t say anything either so I’m a little worried.

I’m sure they’re alright wherever they are. Gojo-sensei is strong if it comes to that point, he wouldn’t let anything happen to Aria-san (Sukuna wouldn’t either but I doubt he’d say it out loud…).

But if you are going to gift me those embroidery pieces, just.. do it when Itadori or Kugisaki isn’t around. I don’t want them to make a big deal over a gift..

Megumi

Dear Megumi,

You know, you do make a good point. It's unlike them to be gone for so long without leaving any kind of message. I hope their okay and that Ari isn't stressed out when dealing with Gojo and Sukuna... honestly, it's too quiet sometimes, I miss them. Well... I don't miss Sukuna all that much, but you get the point. I'm sure they're just fine, but I still can't help but worry, you know?

Anyway, I'll make a personalized embroidery for you, how's that? And your shikigami, too, because they deserve it as well. And don't worry, I'll make sure Yuji and Nobara don't find out~

Sincerely,

Well.. this is my first time sending a letter to someone but how are you Lorelin?

It's been a little quiet since Aria-san took Gojo-sensei and Sukuna somewhere but we can't reach them at all. Itadori said it could be a mission but I'm not really sure since they didn't leave a note or anything.

But know Gojo-sensei, I'm sure he'll keep Aria-san and himself safe. Oh, and don't worry about us, we're fine. I'm actually resting at the moment since there are no missions and all that.

Don't be pressured to respond right away. I don't mind waiting.

From, Fushiguro Megumi

Dear Megumi,

I wasn't expecting a letter from you, but it's a nice surprise. What also surprises me is Ari taking Gojo and Sukuna somewhere without leaving a note or anything... you think it could be a date of some kind?? I kinda doubt it, and the chaos that would ensue... I feel bad for her. Anyway, while it's a little strange not to have any missions at the moment, I'm making the most of it and continuing some embroidery projects while I have the time. If you want, I can make you something, too! Enjoy your rest, Megumi, you deserve it.

Sincerely,