she can enter my home through song

who

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

YO DANNY FENTOM HE WAS JUST 14

bitch hartman

bitch fartman

Bitch fartman

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.

day 12 of quarantine

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer