that 

Louis

  Tomlinson 

is

  definitely

the

most

jealous human

  to

   ever

exist

in

  the history

of

anybody

  being

  jealous. 

Alternatively: In which Louis’ husband morphs into an actual murderer upon feeling jealous

But why have I taken so long to decide on making a jealous harry post i mean like the distinct brow furrow annihilates my soul 

followed by that reassured *squeeze* and *pat* *pat* though

like we get it Harry, he’s yours

AU: Where Aiden playfully pecks Louis’ neck whilst embracing

and Harry get’s jeal- oh

never mind.

That thigh tap is only necessary if you’re one of those jealous boyfriends……and Harry is DEFINITELY one of those people.

How to Make: Harry Styles mentally plot a successful murder against Liam Payne

Step 1: Hold Louis Tomlinson’s hand. Step 2: Wait for Harry to plot and carry out the murder.

Now this is debatable, but Harry says “stop it” to Zayn ????????

I mean a human being and Louis cannot even so much as socialise without Harry stepping forth to break it up.

Self-explanatory: Harry will have no wieners (other than his own) invading within Louis’ personal space 

If one was to stumble across Harry’s assassination list, the first five dot points would look a lil’ somethin’ like:

Zayn Malik

zayn

ZAYN

ZaYN MALIK

Malik, Zayn

Then the next five points would be Liam

Harry

needs

to

chill

When u anticipate inevitable cock-blockage;

My god, that eyebrow crease could kill the poor man

But Corden should have known; I mean he’s playing on Harry’s turf, he should have seen it coming

Niall didn’t see it coming

Damn Harry’s face drops from 100 to 0 real quick

Louis coped it that night let me tell you

Harry’s internal thoughts: I think there’s a serrated butter knife in the dressing room backstage..

Most of you don’t know this -it’s kept under heavy wraps-, but Harry actually brutally murdered Liam that night, it’s true. The Liam Payne we see today is a mere holographic image now.

Oh, and Zayn didn’t leave by choice, but by threatened force from Louis’ husband.

I think we can all accept this is some low-key jealously but it’s not the reason I’m adding this at all tbh.

I’m adding this because I find it interesting how its almost Harry’s life duty to personally witness and note every single mere contraction of a limb and/or muscle, along with each tendon that moves in Louis’ body; Like even a fucking eyelash twitch you look over and yep Harry saw the lash convulsion

Now this is just getting too comical because I bet you after this interview, Harry gathered the band in a room and explained the guidelines and conditions one must always follow during their wake. The first rule was probably, ‘one must never sit on Louis’ lap if they wish to keep their kneecaps in order to sit again’, Or you know, something along those lines.

Remember the lovebite interview where the interviewer asks if they give each other them “from within the band?” and Liam immediately steps in to avert potential Larry-ness from happening by stuttering out, “Louis gives me these” but then Harry kind of 

It’s a wonder how after all these years, Harry still hasn’t popped a nerve from all that facial straining like w o w

Can we top it off with this because thumb signs are important and Harry’s kitten fond kills me and Louis’ serious and in-loveness kills me too

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