almost got fined last night but it was worth it because they let me swing a sword around on stage like an unsupervised toddler

i haven’t even followed moriah yet and i’m already being a pest in her inbox

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at 1% battery again and starting to believe low power mode isn't doing jack shit goodbye friends

normally when your eye twitches it's usually your eyelid so why is my eye bag twitching nonstop right now

hello party people i'm cosplaying as one of you tonight

if you guys think i'm insufferable just imagine if i could play the banjo

today my phone died just as i was about to plug it in to charge and i found that disrespectful so i went about my day phoneless and then i came back to beautiful women named likely scam blowing up my phone