Celeste Wilde

Kitty: Weed makes me hungry... So like, wouldn't it just make more sense to skip the weed and just straight up hit the brownie?

Kitty: I thought about it, and I realized that if I hire Blaine then I have to hire Matt as God knows what, and I just don't have the room for those dad jokes in my life.

Celeste: i can make you a brownie. just tell me when and i can come around to make it and you can tell me abt the trip

Celeste: you could hire him to put out metaphorical fires???

Elliott: In retrospect, I completely support your addiction to that pesto pasta, and think we might have to start a support group at some point.

Elliott: Still alive and kicking? Your sister isn't gonna come after me for being a terrible Monday night influence, hmmmmmm?

Celeste: its not an additcion yet. i could go without it. i dont wanna, but maybe i could

Celeste: yeah ive done worse than that on a monday night. i was peachy sweet the next day. you living? i think you drank more than me??

Gabriella: If only there was a safer place for you to go!

Gabriella: That is really a perfect way to explain it.

Gabriella: I feel like with the right person you will never run out of things to talk about and learn about each other. As cliché as it may sound.

Celeste: not for cheap unless i wanna live with my parents and i DONT wanna do that

Celeste: its fun to know he cares but like also, remind him you can do that stuff yourself too

Elliott: Not sure that'd be viral in a good way, but no worries on that account, 😉

Elliott: The travesty of adulthood -- BUDGETING. It's right up there with washing dishes.

Elliott: Tenuta's the Italian place, right? I'm in, sounds legit. We can pre-game with pasta before picking a bar to grace with our presence.

Celeste: all press is good press, right? kim k turned a sex tape into being MORE famous than that dude

Celeste: i don’t even know who or what a ray j is

Celeste: idk dishes are satisfying if you don’t pile them all up for the end, but budgeting is like trying to pull your hair out while its on fire

Roderick: a little spice lol

Roderick: More like CD and soundcloud, but I'm gonna ask Spotify if I can release it there. I'm still waiting for them to actually reply to me.

Roderick: That's good, just try to remember to actually enjoy your life Cel.

Celeste: well it is like a flavour of experiencing life

Celeste: FUCK this is really cool. want me to post it on insta so i can have the clout of knowing you and you can maybe gain some fans?

Elliott: I'm pretty sure my manager will balk, but it'll be worth it to see the look on her face, 😂

Elliott: As long as nobody tries to give you shit, have at it. Make bank.

Elliott: Why not both? No one should go bar hopping on an empty stomach.

Celeste: youd go viral like james charles at coachella. just make sure your ass looks good, and not like his... 🤮

Celeste: yeah why did no one tell me its expenny to buy stuff??? i really just didnt think about what those numbers meant when i bought stuff before. it sux i have to now

Gabriella: You know...that is a very good point, didn't think of that.

Gabriella: Its the thought that counts really, like I know I can open my own door but its a little sweet thing.

Gabriella: Well hey you know to each their own! I know I've gone through some points in my life where I really wasn't interested in dating. As long as you are happy that is really the most important thing.

Celeste: maybe its just bc i live in a shitty apartment complex and my cars been broken into

Celeste: like he wants to do that stuff to make your life easier and shit i get that

Elliott: .....I don't know, the assless chaps idea is an innovative one, 😂 I might have to pitch that to costuming for my next tour.

Elliott: Working behind bar on a Saturday night sounds like my definition of hell, but hopefully the tips are good, at least. Plus the occasional shot on the sly, ha.

Elliott: Well, if there's not much going on, we'll have to see what we can make happen, hmmm? Pick your place, we'll start the week off right.

Celeste: what im hearing is im a GENUIS

Celeste: i work it to keep the boss on my good side cause no one ever wants to work it. but yeah, tips are good and its consistent all night

AppleJacks: I like to keep you on your toes and shit, what can I say?

AppleJacks: Listen, WildeGirl, you cooking and you being dessert? You don't have to ask me twice.

AppleJacks: I guess I need to hit you up more often.

Celeste: sweet. hows creamy tuscan chicken sound? i make it good AF.

Roderick: I mean I sorta figured, but wow. I didn't know you liked being up in the clouds so much.

Roderick: I've been getting my EP ready to come out - it'll be out on Wednesday. Also been busy working too. What about you? You busy starting the year off lol

Celeste: yeah its kinda what i do all the time. towns boring without a little ✨ spice ✨

Celeste: DUDE WHAT

Celeste: LIKE ON SPOTIFY ???

Gabriella: Well now we know!! We left our phones in his car for our first date.

Gabriella: He did! Well he has always done that for as long as we've known each other.

Gabriella: I would think you would have all the dates! You are so great. It may be just be though but I think anything could be dates. So sharing shakes could totally be a thing.

Celeste: id be afraid of my shit getting stolen from the car

Celeste: thats sweet of him. a little 1960s but sweet

Celeste: let me be CLEAR the idea of a date makes me want to vomit. i could go on dates but i NE VER want to. not trying to be all locked down and shit like my sis.

Kitty: I'm still praying tiktok will die out

Kitty: I mean.... No. I'd drink it bc I'm not a wasteful bitch, but I'd rather you bought me a brownie or something.

Kitty: Or coffee. I'm desperately needing DECENT coffee... I should just hire blaine to be my personal barista where ever I go.

Celeste: why it’s like vine but better

Celeste: i could bake you a brownie

Celeste: or an weed one

Kitty: Forever the oxymoron so no surprises there lol.

Kitty: Obvi. I'm bored now tho, I've eaten enough frozen yoghurt and starbucks basic bitch drinks to last me a few months at least.

Celeste: do you even tik tok

Celeste: wait I didn’t know you could do that

Kitty: Weekly check in: are you alive?

Celeste: im alive but im dead

Elliott: If there's not a 🍑✨ beside my name I'll be disappointed

Elliott: I don't make a habit of attaching them DIRECTLY to my ass -- that's what leather pants are for.

Elliott: As long as no one's getting fired - I don't need that on my conscience.

Elliott: When are you off next? I've got plans for Saturday, but I could be persuaded to block off another night.

Celeste: its ass sparkles but i might just change it...

Celeste: idk why i really thought you were going assless chaps and sticking them to your butt. like the pants makes SO much more sense

Celeste: nah. ive done it before- if you work saturday nights you need a sly way to pre load

Gabriella: I know I know!! We got interrupted by a phone ringing! Of all things!

Gabriella: The date was on Wednesday! It went wonderfully! He was quite the gentleman!

Gabriella: Great company like he always is!

Celeste: and THIS is why silent mode was invented

Celeste: wait so he opened doors and shit? its been so long since ive been on a date idk what they're like