if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

bust a nut so what

casual wear (splattered with blood) vs. evening wear (drenched in blood)