Shall we be sunder'd?

Well, I used to have a cat and it’d eat about anything it could find.

Do they really eat mice and rats? I'm not in love with the thought of Romeo dragging in dead mice...

Sure, sounds like fun.

Now I just have to figure out what the hell cats eat.

I like Romeo as a name, but maybe that’s just me.

Romeo? I like it. Much better than Oliver. It fits him much better...

Oliver’s better.

Oliver...I'm not sure...Do you have any ideas?

…No?

...More along the lines of an Oliver?

Oh my God, that’s so cute.

Cutest little cat ever, right?

Shouldn't let anyone hear that-

"Alright look, if you’re going to start saying shit you might as well know what the fuck you’re saying."

"Excuse you, I do know what I'm saying. And I also know for a fact that Robert Frost was completely shitting everyone when he made himself sound all adventurous in the road not taken crap. The roads were completely alike."

They know you, but not well. It’s fine.

Alright...

Can I help? I mean, they know me, right? I'm good at reading stories and all...

Then don’t get emotional and tell me what happened. Walk and talk though, I’m in the middle of cleaning.

Fine...Did you know Robert Stevenson wrote one of his books in three to six days? People say he was on drugs.

No. I'm not going to start to become one of those insanely emotional girls.

I'm just sick of people. 

I’m not following. People are idiots because it’s a nice night out?

.....

People are just idiots.