It don’t even gotta be an actual mermaid it can be a shark mermaid or a seahorse mermaid or even just a human stuck underwater

EDIT: SOMEONE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO SEND THE VERSION WITH MERMEN

SPREAD THIS VERSION AROUND TOO FOR THE BOYS!!

(psst, reblog with ur picture)

❛  Beauty QUEEN on a silver screen; 

Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything

Aries Type Two: Cute little sunshines but can probably kill you w their bare hands

Taurus Type One: Lazy couch potato

Taurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess

Gemini Type One: Two-faced serial killers

Gemini Type Two: Mood-swingy sad human bean

Cancer Type One: Really overprotective and cries a lot

Cancer Type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life

Leo Type One: Super self absorbed and obnoxious

Leo Type Two: A lil insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny

Virgo Type One: Super Organized and germaphobe

Virgo Type Two: “Bruh have you seen my bed?”

Libra Type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable

Libra Type Two: Netflix Hoe

Scorpio Type One: Super sexy and evil emotional wRECK

Scorpio Type Two: Funny and sarcastic assholes

Sagittarius Type One: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom

Sagittarius Type Two: Personification of doge meme

Capricorn Type One: Workaholic and conservative Republican asshat

Capricorn Type Two: Has never done an assignment, ever

Aquarius Type One: God

Aquarius Type Two: Alien

Pisces Type One: Crybaby and sensitive

          ❝ well, what can i say? i'm just so loveable. ❞ a nonchalant shrug and he moves to cross his arms.