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Happy birthday babes!!! Can't wait for our next girls night out!! It's been overdue

That bastard!

This looks just like those fake soccer injuries

😂😂😂😂

My car 😂😂

Me

I had a bunch of pregnant ladies at my house and they all gave birth at once. Instead of live babies, they all gave birth to golf ball-sized green eggs. We all got confused about whose egg is whose, and some of the moms left because the eggs weren’t hatching fast enough.

Read. The. Name. Of. The. Blog.

I swear whenever a non-American on tumblr asks the Americans on Tumblr a question I always get confused by their answers because it’s always the complete opposite of what I would answer lol. Like when Europeans asked why Americans don’t take off their shoes when they’re in the house and I’m like?????? Where does this stereotype come from that’s the first thing I do when I enter a house. I’d be so mad if someone walked around my house with their dirty shoes on. The disrespect.

I saw that shoe thing too. My mama would whoop my ass!!! 😂

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

What a beautiful doggo 😍

Never trust any kind of news you read on tumblr. Even if you’re 100% sure it’s correct, still don’t believe it. Don’t even listen to this post. Fuck you.