Celeste Cuckoo At Work

The Masked Menace, Spider-Man, has been spotted breaking into homes 5rough their windows, stealing the food and the pets of citizens.

If have any tips about Spider-Man’s activities, please don’t hesitate to get in touch with me or any of the other Daily Bugle staff, including the editor, @dailybuglebossman. Or the police. But for any printable info, please let us know.

The Masked Menace, Spider-Man, has been spotted breaking into homes 5rough their windows, stealing the food and the pets of citizens.

If have any tips about Spider-Man’s activities, please don’t hesitate to get in touch with me or any of the other Daily Bugle staff, including the editor, @dailybuglebossman. Or the police. But for any printable info, please let us know.

Here’s the coffee you wanted, Mr Jameson. I made a post on social media and asked people to get in touch if they see anything media friendly.

I’ve got tabs open to keep an eye on what others are saying about Spider-Man as well, sir.

@celeste-daily-bugle

Good.

*JJJ grabs the coffee and sets it down next to the one that's already there, then pauses*

I just thought I’d let you know.

Oh, and here’s your coffee.

@celeste-daily-bugle

Thanks, Cindy.

*He sets the coffee down hard and it splashes on papers scattered on his desk*

I just thought I’d let you know.

Oh, and here’s your coffee.

@celeste-daily-bugle

Thanks, Cindy.

*He sets the coffee down hard and it splashes on papers scattered on his desk*

I just thought I’d let you know.

Oh, and here’s your coffee.

@celeste-daily-bugle

Thanks, Cindy.

*He sets the coffee down hard and it splashes on papers scattered on his desk*

Hecate Fisk

Hecate Fisk is wanted for the alleged multiple counts of breaking and entering, serial homicides, theft, illegal possession of weapons, acts of terrorism, conspiracy to commit murder. A warrant had been issued for their arrest.

If seen, please do not engage, they are considered armed and dangerous! This is a highly trained, and homicidal individual.

Reward: $200,000

Submit a Tip: If you have any information concerning this person, please contact the PDNY.

@celeste-daily-bugle

Thanks. Have a seat.

*JJJ takes the coffee and takes a drink. Laid out on his desk are pictures of Spider-Man*

*Celeste nods*.

*He gestures to the pictures of Spider-Man, all of them very good*

*JJJ opens a drawer of his desk and pulls out an old, semi-functional camera*

It works better than it looks.

@celeste-daily-bugle

Thanks. Have a seat.

*JJJ takes the coffee and takes a drink. Laid out on his desk are pictures of Spider-Man*

*Celeste nods*.

*He gestures to the pictures of Spider-Man, all of them very good*