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Top knot. Sweater. Yoga pants. Game on. #5secondsbeforefaceplanting #nowrefusingtonap #somuchwhining #goodthingshescute #mamaneedsadrink #pellsofinstagram (at The Rec Room)

Back in the bay. Up since 1:30a local time. Leaf and Aria are getting the car. This guy is dis. pleased. #trooper #flyingishard #timechangesarehard #pleasesleeptonight #illgiveyouwhateveryouwant #pellsofinstagram (at Oakland International Airport)

It's not Christmas until you make your terrified children sit on a stranger's lap and tell him their dreams. #yousitonathroneoflies #CHRISTMASAPPROACHETH #bodilyautonomyondecember26th #theywerentthatscaredipromise #pellsofinstagram (at Hilltop Mall)

I speak for the trees. (Does anyone know what these tiny puffball things are? My thneeds orders are piling up.) #thelorax #mtdiablo #pellsofinstagram (at Mount Diablo State Park)

Impromptu hike at #mtdiablo. Really close to one of the #donnerparty cabins! Good thing we packed snacks! This might be our new favorite rainy season hiking locale. #snackbreak #inthedonnerpartyyouarethesnack #soyoualwayshavesnacks #iswhatimsaying #pellsofinstagram (at Mount Diablo State Park)

On an expotition. #alonglineofeverybody #itsjustathingyoudiscover #tiggersnuckinattheback #fallbehindleftbehind #whoneedsshoes #arialuren #soleilliliana #apollogaelin #ilovenames #pellsofinstagram

TBT to last year's Santa photo. Apollo loved it! As you can see. #mtshasta #2014 #pellsofinstagram #tbt #itsthursdayright

It was a pretty harrowing walk to the post office this morning. Good thing we have this #britaxbready aka super expensive luggage rack. (Apollo was on my back. I did not bury him under those packages.) Ooooooh man I want to tag everyone who's getting stuff but I also want them to be surprised... #lifeishard #CHRISTMASAPPROACHETH #pellsofinstagram

WETS WEAVE MINE WOMB WETS WEAVE MINE WOMB xlike7 #okaria #iheardyou #pellsofinstagram #thredup sweater #marcjacobs #letsseehowlongitstaysclean #sometimesiwearrealclothes

It's this guy's birthday. Nothing I could say or do would bring him as much joy as what JJ Abrams has been working on. So thanks JJ. Really saved me some effort. I have been handling all the diapers though, and Apollo has been working hard today to make that A Big Deal. #sothoughtful #pellsofinstagram #gb1 #favoriteperson

We wound up at @scotlandyardsf where they COULD have given us a bunch of shade for showing up with babies, but instead they gave us a semi private alcove room, turned on cartoons, and served us INCREDIBLE food. #lookatthosezonkedoutkids #pellsofinstagram #latergram

Then @seangriffis and @raymvazquez were like the only awake passengers. #longday #pellsofinstagram #latergram

Kid is living her best life. Went to the Dickens Fair yesterday, wearing her Star Wars pajamas, got her hair braided, made a fairy house, and ate hella cookies. 2.7 year old's dream day basically. #yourewelcome #pellsofinstagram

This guy turns 33 on Sunday. I like him a whole bunch. Things he likes include #whiskey #pointbreak and #christmas...like a lot. So we went to #nihonwhiskylounge and then #pointbreaksf and tomorrow is the #dickensfair at the #cowpalace. Sunday is #santaluciaday and Aria helped me make the traditional buns, so he'll get #breakfastinbed #sortof. #pellsofinstagram

"My name's Johnny Utah." "Who cares?" "I'm an orphan." BEAT. #truelove #pointbreaksf #commitsuicidesomewhereelse #leafsbirthday #favoritemovie #thisisamazing