D I S H A R M O N Y

✂︎ ━━ " Do you know how many good noodle stars I have?? ”

          “ None. Absolutely none. ”

{is discord about to throw hands with a child}

✂︎ ━━ "  There’s room for only one chaos beholder with beguiling smiles and that’s me! Don't give me those baby eyes, they won’t work. ”

✂︎ ━━ " I've done the whole ‘bad guy to good guy, and to bad guy and to good guy again’ shtick so many times numbers become letters. I don’t doubt there might be in some comeuppance for you later. It’s a bad-guy to good-guy thing, you’ll get use to it. Or get turned to stone. That happens a lot too. ”

         “ A KNOW-IT-OWL!! ”

         “ .. Eh, that felt flat I’ll admit. ”

✂︎ ━━ " Your Majesty, I know two perfect solutions for every problem. If the first can’t be solved by screaming rubber chickens, then the second one is to simply walk away. It works wonders! ”

✂︎ ━━ " There's room for only ONE shady, charismatic anti-hero in this narrative, and that’s me! Sorry bud! ”

death by moon beams 

and tender soft stuff--