CBC's WireTap

He just wanted to die for a few days so he could go to heaven and teach his little sister how to ride a tricycle.

Egg salad should really be called egg butter, like peanut butter, but with eggs.

I believe I'm a reincarnated cartoon character... and I know how that sounds.

If our bookshelves are where we telegraph a version of who we want to be, then our YouTube search histories are what we really are.

If you could speak only two words for the rest of your life, which words would you choose?

The point of getting out of bed is if you get up, it's one less thing you have to do and one more thing you have done.

I don't even ask for napkins. Why bother? I have sleeves.

I LOVE wiretap. Been listening since 7th grade. I'm really happy you guys are on tumblr.

Dear Maintainer of the WireTap Tumblr: What is the title of the episode where a CBC corporate type convinces Jonathan to participate in a “trust” exercise in which our hero closes his eyes and falls backwards into the arms of NOBODY? Thanks.

Our sorries are like the spray of a skunk's tail. A skunk of kindness.

I am the host of the ointment.