— 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑

‘Does it have to be an either or situation? There’s fun to be found in being versatile.’ 

I would love to have children. 

Perhaps. If the right person came along. 

Love Is A Battlefield by.. well, me. 

I don’t believe in holding onto the past. If something is over then it’s over. Time to move forward.

NOEL: Yup one in the same, the guy who showed me what real love is

NOEL: She's Cams best friend so probs a fall out from our relationship

NOEL: Tried anger management, got kicked out for being to angry (that was an attempt at a joke)

NOEL: I hate jealousy, for so long I saw it as an ugly emotion, then that damn redhead came into my life. And everything changed. Not really good at that as you know, I think he might be fucking the guy that was being a dick. So there's that to. Guess I need to stop being possessive of someone who isn't even mine.

LUKE: He must be one hell of a guy.

LUKE: Ah, I see. I’m still not sure that justifies throwing someone across the room, but I suppose we all react differently to different situations. As long as you’re okay, I’m okay.

LUKE: It was a terrible attempt.

LUKE: It’s not an ugly emotion. It’s not a particularly pretty one, but it doesn’t have to be ugly either. You just have to learn to process it better. There’s going to be a lot of times in your life when you feel jealous and as tempting as it might be to throw your weight around every time that happens, it’s not a solid solution. Or any kind of solution.

NOEL: First one was Cam best friend, tbf that wasn't so much of a fight more her throwing me across the room. I did deserve that one. The second one was I was sharing a room with Cam on a holiday got freaked out cause sharing a room with an ex isn't easy. So I got really drunk and went after a guy I've fallen out with before. I said some bad shit to him as well. Almost got into one with another guy the other day, he was making comments about Cameron, and I guess I got jealous

NOEL: Even if I know I have no right to be

NOEL: Guess anger is still one of my main problems

LUKE: I take it Cam is the gentleman I’ve heard so much about?

LUKE: And what exactly does one have to do to deserve being thrown across the room?

LUKE: You really need to work on your temper.

NOEL: It's pretty good here, well for most people, I've managed to get into two fights here. So maybe I haven't had the usual experience around here

“Honestly at first I was thinking surely he would come any second and now I’m not so sure. At this rate, you might have to be the Luke I’m looking for so - don’t worry about anyone stealing your thunder just yet. Besides… you fit the bill. You can sing and perform. We’ll take it.” 

‘As a third party person who knows nothing about Luke other than the fact we share a name, I can’t confidently comment, though perhaps he’s simply waiting for the element of surprise. Some people like to make a dramatic entrance.            Ah, well. I thank you for your kind words and relatively open arms. I dance too, if that helps. Maybe you need a dancer.’  

“All the credit goes to my mom - she snuck them into my suitcase with the thought that I’ll need food. I think the idea of bringing something from home is kind of smart - it gives people a chance to get to know a part of you, you know? Yeah? And did you enjoy it?

‘Ah, I see. That makes a lot of sense. Mothers are always planning ahead and figuring out what we need before we’ve even realised ourselves. I’m sure mine would’ve snuck an assortment of treats into my suitcase if I’d seen her in person before coming here, but alas. We had to settle for a Facetime. Did they prove useful in the end? I feel that’s the most important question here.              I did! I’ve enjoyed all the Bad Boys films, but this one was particularly special. They showed the world what a real comeback should look like and I was a big fan of the new additions. My only complaint is the lack of Gabrielle Union.’

“Man you are an inspiration, you could have turned up in a onesie and bunny sleepers and I’d still worship you. I’m Elliot, it’s great to meet you,”

‘An inspiration?           Bless you for saying so. I’m not entirely convinced it’s a word I’d use when describing myself, but I suppose that’s not really for me to decide. Either way, I’m both humbled and grateful to be held in such high regard, especially by someone who is quite the inspiration themselves. I’d argue even more so than I. It’s wonderful to meet you, Elliot. I wish I did have bunny slippers. They sound extremely comfortable.’

“Oh my goodness it is amazing to meet you, I am such a huge fan. In fact it’s one of my dreams one day to sing with you. Sorry I’m usually this full on, nice to meet you, I’m Dianna.

‘As flattered as I am, you should dream bigger. I’ve seen a few performances on Glee and with pipes like yours, you could be singing with far better singers than myself. If you insist though, I would be a fool not to accept such an opportunity. Did you have any particular songs in mind?           No, please. Don’t apologise. I love the enthusiasm. It never fails to leave me a little in awe when I meet people I admire who admire me in return. It’s a pleasure, Dianna.’

“Screw Josh, you were freaking Vlad! Like dude you nailed that part holy shit, welcome I’m Giorgia, 

‘I was Vlad! How exciting to meet someone who remembers that role. It’s hard to escape the Gaston role now that I’ve stepped into his stomping boots.’ 

“Oh so I’m the second option here? The second best? Consolation prize, I’ve got to admit I’m a little wounded.”

‘My deepest apologies, dear friend. If it’s any comfort, it was a tough competition, but.          I’m afraid Josh Gad wins every time. I’d go as far as to put him above Cher and you know how much I adore Cher.’