Cooz

fact-checking me is a form of violence

when i was in france they let me drive the eiffel tower

love how i’m still coming up with new stuff to add to cookie clicker. just sitting there and going “huh” and then hurrying to scribble an idea in my awful little design docs. always some bullshit

to be specific today’s extra 12 lines in cookieclickertodo.txt stemmed from “that horadric cube thing from Diablo where you can combine gems into higher tiers was kinda neat wasn’t it”

“oh is that coming soon then?” absolutely no idea. some of the ideas in this file have been waiting for years to be implemented. there are upgrade name puns i wrote within the days following the initial 2013 release that are still to see the light of day

remember when we were all on forums and moderators could just edit people’s posts? we really lived like that

who’s john green

i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die

wizard hat cowboy brim

well anyway *does a one hit KO on a Blissey with fully maxed out HP stats in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl*

are you done yet

hold on its still going

morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once