my friends told me to get on tumblr so here i am

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

to all transfems and trans women: you deserve a break! go take a nap! eat your favorite comfort food! go play that new game you wanted to play or start up the new hobby you were looking at! you deserve all the downtime and rest you need! your happiness matters too :)

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

I need to get to Seattle...

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

official boob post

You ever notice that Lord Byron seems to just appear at every historic thing in 19th century england

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Adopting that immediately.