Legendary Amateur

If you can understand what Ozzy Osbourne is saying, then you have a true power

Heat, Pressure, and Time. The three things that make a diamond, are also the three things that make a waffle.

–Leslie Knope

I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

The drummer for the Foo Fighters is the 2nd best drummer in the Foo Fighters.

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin