salty

Shakespeare's Macbeth

i do whatever the fuck i want to do

im horny but like horny to cuddle

you’re lonely

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

c. 1890 Postcard

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

I’m at a loss for words

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two