I'm Cauda Umbra (she/her) from the Counterweight Continent.
I sail the Good Ship Emmrook, over the oceans of fan fic and fan art, and with my toes dipped in that ocean, I wanted to add to it. You can find me here on AO3 and probably poor memes from time to time here.
Keep reading for more about the who and the why if you are curious and in the mood..
Why Cauda Umbra?
The shadow is the darker humour I enjoy.. and the tail is for fluffy tails and fluffy tales. I like puns, Rook jokes.. and the worse the better, because I am a fluffy little eldritch horror who feeds on your suffering and pained expressions.
Why Emmrook?
I'm a long time gamer and enjoyer in particular of games with action and narrative combined. So it's a surprise to no-one that some of my all-time favourites include Remedy's Control & Alan Wake, the God of War remakes (BOY!), CDPR's Witcher - and of course those of BioWare!
Starting with KOTOR and Jade Empire, I turned left at Dragon Age (Cullen!), then flew straight on 'til morning with Mass Effect (Garrus!) then finally it was time to set off with the Veilguard, and I unashamedly enjoyed it enough for multiple play-throughs.
Still, I somehow kept coming back to one character..
Emmrich Volkarin
Sometimes art lands in a way that is like a key opening a lock, giving the right beholder the most satisfying click - and so it was for me with the good Professor. The characterization of Emmrich as a whole is exceptionally well-realized in my opinion, and his story in both forms is very compelling for me. Compelling enough to make me seek out more, to find others who'd experienced a similar connection.
This led me to the Emmrook fandom who have been so inspiring, giving so much of their creative efforts and enthusiasm for all fans to enjoy and for no reason other than expressing their creativity.
In Praise of the Passionate
It was oh-so-tempting to remain a passive enjoyer of the works of others, because it's safe and a lot less effort. But it really was upon seeing the heart that these creators pour into their work that I had a change of mine - and I can't express it any better than the capable Tim Minchin:
We have a tendency to define ourselves in opposition to stuff. As a comedian, I make my living out of it. But try to also express your passion for things you love. Be demonstrative and generous in your praise of those you admire. Send thank you cards and give standing ovations. Be pro stuff, not just anti stuff.
The Emmrook fandom, and particular the works of artists and writers of The Fade Discord, gave me the inspiration to leave my safe harbour and get involved in a community to praise and support those whose works I've enjoyed.
In turn they've mercilessly encouraged me to rekindle my own long-dormant creative spark, as I get into writing again and fanfic for the first time - find my work on AO3 [CaudaUmbra]
While any fandom may seem like niches all the way down, the horizons are vast and yours to explore. There are so many treasures to find - so many different keys, to open so many different locks.
When you find someone who opens yours? I hope you're just as encouraged as I was, that you'll channel your Inner Emmrich with the kinds of effusive praise our Kind Professor would deem fit.
~ Be the wind in another's sails. you'll fill your own in return ~
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Volkarin Dynamite
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Emmrich Volkarin's teenage years were more like those of Napoleon Dynamite, the ultimate gangly awkward teenager? No? Well I sure have.. and now I can share it with you too over on AO3! Read on for more..
Chapter 1: "We Are Going To Be Friends"
In which Emmrich ponders his growing attraction towards Rook, but his unexpected feelings combine with a very deep sleep to take him into a strange and unusual dream, centred around his final high school year in Preston, Nevarra.
Present-day friends and enemies are cast into the starring roles of his memories, as he relives a typical school morning from when he was just another senior student at Preston High School.
Read More on AO3: Entire Work | Chapter 1
Fandom - Napoleon Dynamite x Dragon Age: The Veilguard
Characters - Emmrich Volkarin & Rook
Type - Fluff / AU / Vague hand waving at canon
How Does This Work?
I'm recasting, translating the plot points, dialogue and action using the movie as my guide for the timeline. But I'm fleshing out the backstory and characterisations to stay as true as I can to Emmrich, who isn't Napoleon after all. Hopefully this approach makes the plot cohesive even if you don't know the movie - but if you do? I hope you enjoy the translation.
Is it canon? Heck no, who ever heard of Preston, Nevarra? Geography, wrong, timeline, wrong, characters, probably all wrong. Technology? Yes, I love technology - but also wrong.
But I hope it's fun in spite of all that.
So put away your lore books and dig out your Vote for Pedro shirt - your old friends are waiting.
Thank you so much to everyone who took part in Rook Week 2026! We were blown away by the number of submissions, and the community response has exceeded all our expectations.
See all #rookweek2026 works HERE, and check out the event collection for works published on AO3!
What if I found out about the event late or haven't finished my submission yet?
Don't fret! We will continue to reblog submissions that @ this blog or use the #rookweek2026 tag, but there may be a delay now that the week is over.
Works by origin: Aldwir ・De Riva・Ingellvar・Mercar ・Laidir ・Thorne・Rook Dragon Age (Non-Canon & Untagged)
Works by prompt: nightmare ・survival ・sacrifice・heritage・eluvian・forest・chains・mages・politics・gold・impulse・ruins・the fade・spirits・bone saw・knives・rooftops・revenge・grief・hope・mistake・couch・mentor・promptless
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The Fourth Regret by CaudaUmbra [AO3] - Rook Appreciation Week 2026
Out of hope, out of time and facing an eternity trapped in Solas' Fade prison, Rook must find peace with herself and her decisions in order to find a way out. This story is often told as a tale of three regrets - two for the fallen and one for the missing, but little is heard of the fourth regret - the one for the heart and the words left unsaid.
@rookappreciationweek comes to an end and thank the Maker so does this fic! Here's Chapter 3 of my short three-part arc exploring a regret this Emmrook never got to see.
Day 7 Prompt: “Hope”
The Fourth Regret - Chapter 3 - "An Indomitable Hope"
In which Rook realizes that hope was never lost, it was always right there with her, guiding every step of the way.
Read More on AO3: Whole work | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3
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The Fourth Regret by CaudaUmbra [AO3] - Rook Appreciation Week 2026
Out of hope, out of time and facing an eternity trapped in Solas' Fade prison, Rook must find peace with herself and her decisions in order to find a way out. This story is often told as a tale of three regrets - two for the fallen and one for the missing, but little is heard of the fourth regret - the one for the heart and the words left unsaid.
@rookappreciationweek continues and so does the angst! Here's Chapter 2 of my short three-part arc exploring a regret this Emmrook never got to see.
Day 6 Prompt: “Regret”
The Fourth Regret - Chapter 2 - "Regrets, I've Had A Few"
In which Rook, now trapped in Solas' Fade prison, must face all her regrets in order to find her way home.
Read More on AO3: Whole work | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2
Out of hope, out of time and facing an eternity trapped in Solas' Fade prison, Rook must find peace with herself and her decisions in order to find a way out. This story is often told as a tale of three regrets - two for the fallen and one for the missing, but little is heard of the fourth regret - the one for the heart and the words left unsaid.
Just in time for @rookappreciationweek , three short parts to complete this little arc exploring a regret this Emmrook never got to see.
The Fourth Regret - Rook Appreciation Week 2026
Out of hope, out of time and facing an eternity trapped in Solas' Fade prison, Rook must find peace with herself and her decisions in order to find a way out. This story is often told as a tale of three regrets - two for the fallen and one for the missing, but little is heard of the fourth regret - the one for the heart and the words left unsaid.
Day 5 Prompt: “The Fade”
The Fourth Regret - Chapter 1 - "Fall Into The Fade"
In which Rook questions herself, finding only shame and deep regrets as she falls deeply into the Fade.
The Fade's Anniversary Zine, "What Comes After", is here for the feasting!!!
First of all, thank you to everyone who participated and helped put this together! You all continue to be a light in this fandom, supporting all who come through our doors. It is truly an inspiration to see so many people come together like this.
Below is a google drive folder that contains the "What Comes After" Zine files. The zine has two parts, Collaborations and Solo works. There are light and dark versions of both!
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While on an expedition to the Hossberg Wetlands to destroy a blight overgrowth that's been calling to the Grey Wardens of Lavendel, Professor Emmrich Volkarin's corpse whispering accidentally reconnects a skeleton to his old desire to wrestle every Tadpole in the region he sees.
Alas, I didn’t know about Rook Appreciation Week before publishing this, but it’s too late now.
“Crikey!” is my first ever fic, a one-shot short adventure featuring Rook, Emmrich & Taash. It’s loosely classed as Rook/Emmrich but it’s perhaps still in the hints of “unexpected interest in a new companion” phase.
.. and we all know I have only one answer to that question:
Thank you to The Fade Discord Community for enabling encouraging me.