habites la vie

I’ve been waiting for this.

who the hell is 30+ on tumblr

my goal is to make this blog so popular that when someone writes “blur” in the google search bar the first thing that comes up is this blog and not the song “blurred lines”. we must take down robin thicke 

remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it

I will fucking murder the pieces of shit who did this.

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

When you’re watching your favorite show and they mention the place where you live or somewhere near it and your just like:

In this picture from the early 1940s, travelers in California’s San Joaquin Valley gather owl’s clover and blue lupine in a field along Route 99.

I’m the guy who just feels like singing lol

Did that cat just do a fucking flying kick on that guy

I fucking love how the guy at the counter just loses his shit, this probably made his day.