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“I don’t want you to think that I’m proud to say this out loud but I am missing an Ant-Man t-shirt, have you seen it anywhere?” she’d bought it as a gag, mostly to make her brother laugh but the t-shirt was admittedly pretty comfortable and she often slept in it. Regardless of the garment’s comical history, she wanted it back.
She stood to full height and raised the stick in her hand at that point, showing off a pair of royal blue men’s briefs with some pretty ragged and worn out elastic. Gross. “I can offer these in return. Somebody shoved them into the pockets of one of my hoodies and instead of immediately launching them into the fire, I thought I’d be a good guy and try and find their owner,” she explained, “Can’t shed any light on the current skid-marks situation but all signs point to yes,” she warned, though she was yet to give the undies a proper inspection, admittedly.
“ an ant-man t- shirt. ” her repetition is followed by a shit-eating grin. “ of all of the marvel characters , you just said fuck you to deadpool and went to ant- man ? ” her tone is teasing more than anything , not knowing enough about the film to have a witty insult at-hand.
her facade quickly wrinkles to disgust when the briefs are held up for her. “ wow , for me ? how sweet . ” drawn-out , sardonic . cath was refusing to touch them , only made evident by the way she immediately stepped backwards to avoid an interaction . “ i’m honored , like , this is better than the shit oprah gives out but i can’t , in good conscious , steal these from their rightful owner . swear to god there’s some kid running around looking for these right now. ”













