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I think about this every goddamn day

this naturally was a huge mistake

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

“The comedy my generation is building their entire personality and comedic taste around” starter pack

kittens make everything better

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

The scurvy got him

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

But there is a sense that believing yourself too defective, too burdened, etc. you are presupposing that you should have been better - which is preposterous. We are fallen beings and should not expect ourselves to be like God. We should expect that we will need help. We have to go forward intending not to sin again but knowing we will.