I'm in Voltron hell

Some of ya’ll klancers need to think once before you make an AU and write trash like this:

this:

and this:

~What’s a soul mate?~

The extrovert’s beauty spills forth, brightening the world.

The introvert builds a garden in his heart.

Like look

this totally can be a bro hug and I think if it ended here then that’s what it would be.

BUT THEN

the camera veeery suspiciously slowly zooms out to show them still huggin…

like I’m sorry but this is no longer a “bro hug”, they are fucking holding eachother

and if that’s not enough then 

THIS is the position they are in for a few frames when the camera returns to them

I mean….

I dun think I even need to say anything about this..

Really, this scene looks like they went for a bro hug 

death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints

Sure thing, here you go!! :D

used to make informational videos about Weblums grade-school style

is a trained soldier

rambles a lot; most stuff seems nonsensical and irrelevant but sometimes things actually appear later in the show again

has impeccable posture *:･ﾟ✧

loves Allura a lot and is incredibly protective of her

seriously he was ready to take on Zarkon’s entire fleet by himself when the paladins were on their mission to get Allura back 

despite his quirky and almost carefree behavior he looks out for the paladins

knows how the castle ship works

was an emo teen

got the slipperies and, despite repeated protests, adapted pretty well to that

really wants to kick Zarkon’s ass

M O U S T A C H E

has the paladins ranked by height 

somehow?? knew that Pidge was a girl?????

was ready to pilot Red and got himself a fancy suit for it

CORAN CORAN THE G O R G E O U S  M A N

is overly dramatic at times  ALL TIMES  most times

but can actually act/pretend to be someone else pretty well if it really counts 

probably repeatedly cleans the healing pods

thinks he can cook

respected Allura’s wish to heal the Balmera despite knowing that she might not survive it

is responsible for giving us the space pirates outfits (bless him)

his pride makes him do/say stupid stuff sometimes

sometimes gets this really sad look in his eyes

likes to drink nunvil

befriended that one Arusian :’)

*wakes up after 10000 years of sleep* *is immediately ready for battle*

did the airplane thing on Shiro

tried to get the mice to make him a sandwich?? which apparently exists in Altean culture

was good friends with king Alfor

makes… interesting faces sometimes,,,,

loves her family unconditionally!!!!!!

rambles when worried

also rambles when excited

really didn’t want to cut her hair off

the more tense the situation/less sleep she’s gotten, the less tolerance she has for Lance’s shit

loves video games

always wants to learn new things & know how everything works 

can?? think in binary code?????? how

tilts her head and/or readjusts her glasses when nervous

reprogrammed and adopted a fighting drone

also named it

gets annoyed when people touch her stuff without permission

carries a picture of Matt with her

*team does something stupid* *ignores them completely and keeps doing her own thing*

has allergies & used to hate the outdoors because of that

despite that she appreciates pretty nature surroundings

*glasses glint*

came up with the plan to steal money from a fountain to buy that one video game

cries openly

talks to her lion and modifies it with castle tech

is?? actually totally comfortable in dresses????

seems to really get along with the mice

has a diary

easily gets sweaty hands

built trash robots of her friends when she was lost in space - probably because she missed them

makes puns and waits for people to get them

hates peanuts but loves peanut butter cookies

curse her short arms

so small,, gets blown away easily,,, needs to be protected,,,,

can be unexpectedly clumsy

continued doing her job even when she heard how Shiro got tortured over the intercoms

*gets forced to leave her laptop* *whines and pouts*

tried to learn Altean and actually was successful to some degree

“aww you’ve got a cute little bayard” *electrocutes Lance* “yeah, it’s pretty cute”

made it into the garrison with a fake identity

can hack into pretty much everything, anywhere, even while talking

is sarcastic at times but is genuine about her feelings just as often, if not more

smart af

agreed to stay with the team despite her family being more important to her than anything else

fell asleep in front of her laptop

is self-confident and knows exactly what she’s capable of

but was still worried about not being the right paladin for the green lion

has the smuggest grin

sees tech: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*٩(*▿*)۶*･゜ﾟ･*☆

CONCLUSION: Pide is adorable,,,, I l o v e her