You think this is a joke??? Well it is

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

ive gotten into the habit of saying 'girl' in replacement of 'dude' and i do it to grown men and they donttt really like it

RIP Charlie Kirk

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

foraging for a fuckberry to give