"MATHEMATICAL!"

in this essay I will thank you for coming to my ted talk

I think I just got whiplash

This is like the text equivalent of when you go to shoot a rubber band off your fingers and it gets caught and stays looped around your thumb.

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

people who read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell