cat thoughts

barbie says trans rights!

my mother named me barbara when I was born, but when my flesh kittens brought me into their territory late into my own kittenhood, the smallest of them decided from then on my name is "mr. fluffy". I am female, and I prefer the nickname "barbie", but seeing as my vocalization options are limited, I was forced to accept the name

sometimes the flesh kittens give off this sad energy, and I don't know how to help bc I can't talk. so instead I just lay on them, and hope they can tell that I care when I purr comfortingly at them

baths are the worst. it's like being stripped of your identity. all your familiar smells, they just get washed away in some overpowering scent of smth you've never found anywhere else before. and you don't know how to swim. what if you drown?? why do the flesh kittens do this

remember to pet your furry little dude if you have one. if you don't, pet the next cat you come across. if you don't like cats, you are a traitor to all catkind

the oversized flesh kittens tell me that I can't have food constantly available bc I'll eat it too fast and get fat, but then they expect me to not complain when they refuse to give me more than a fourth cup twice a day? I only have so much to look forward to every day, and food is like. the number one thing!

unlike those slobber-snouted guys you call "dogs", cats sweat from the paws. on hot days, smooth floors can be slippery, so you should really reward your cat for being bothered to walk around

make sure you give your cat fresh cold water. running water works too