//Casull

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

She really has a method to holding that straw down

What a legend

To the Lady who keeps Taylor hydrated, your acts of kindness and your efforts don’t go unnoticed

I want this job

I have 2 degrees and yet ALL I WANNA DO WITH MY LIFE IS HOLD THE WATER BOTTLE FOR TAYLOR SO THAT SHE CAN STAY HYDRATED.

this isn’t her first time doing this. she’s had lots of practice because her method is to hold the straw so that taylor doesn’t struggle to get the straw. like that’s a friendship. she’s protecting taylor from not getting to the straw and embarrassment

I Stan Mama Water

Key to success=water

WOW OKAY CAN I DO THIS JOB

MUMMA WATER OMFG YESSSS

ALL HAIL MAMA WATER

YES MAMA WATER

🙌🏻 MAMA WATER: AN ICON

I would be too nervous that I shove the straw up Taylor’s nose.

hHas Alex @taylorselenaswift seen this yet?? because this post will soon be her favorite!!

AHHAHAHA this is great!!!

Mama water knows how to keep the queen hydrated

sign me up

oh my goodness I love this post 💯

where and how do I get this job

This is great!❤️ @taylorswift

Save Water. Save Taylor Swift.

MAMA WATER KNOWS WHATS UP

And in this moment we have decided to stan the water lady. What is her name? @taylorswift

WE WANNA KNOW ABOUT HER

SOMEONE PUT HER ASS OVER HERE

@taylorswift WHO IS THE WATER LADY??! WE NEED TO KNOWWW

WE STAN

I’m so glad that mama water is hydrating our America queen. But that straw method 👌🏼! ITS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS! Someone give mama water a gold medal! A TROPHY! A STATUE! (but seriously where do people find these job applications?!? I need to start filling them out while I’m still young!)

THATS ICONIC

SHE. HAS. OUR. GIRL. COVERED.

TELL US HER NAME @taylorswift

PLEASE, WE NEED MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HER @taylorswift

TAYLOR ANSWERS PLS @taylorswift

OMG I WANNA DO THAT JOB WHERE DO I APPLY FOR THIS?

MY CV IS RIGHT HERE WHERE AM I SENDING IT WE STAN MAMA WATER

Thank you for keeping your queen, @taylorswift hydrated. We truly appreciate someone with your level of skill and dedication working hard everyday to keep the queen, Becky hydrated, even when Debbie is unable to. Your loyalty to the queen is unflinching and it is a truly admirable trait. We must strive to attain the traits and skills needed to keep Becky hydrated even in the driest of times. Maybe one day, someone from this glorious fandom can attain the prestigious job of giving the queen water. Despite this I must admit learning how to hold the water in that way must have been hard to master. So on behalf of this fandom, I thank you for keeping our queen, Becky , properly hydrated at all times. And thank you @taylornation for hiring someone with her level of skill at holding the water bottle.

I AM CACKLING WHO IS MAMA WATER @taylorswift

WE LOVE OUR MAMA WATER

Smh. You all wanna hold water but you don't even drink enough yourselves...