i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

The masculine urge to eat food to live

The feminine urge to fucking starve and die I guess?

Yeah

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

can someone remove my curse

"who needs rules and society and all that trash when you have DEPPRESSiON and GAMBLiNG and GAMiNG"

OMG BEST POKER CARDS EVER!!!