Casual-Dalob

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

perhaps it would be prudent to work on my research instead of downloading 72 gigs of dolphin brains to look for dolphin rabies. which I do not research.

I mean... that DOES kinda sound like you are researching that now!

Fun fact: Different kinds of armor make different noises.

worlds tallest vampire

count everest

mount dracula

Wouldn’t mind if i do

please stop

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

Well, no shelving system is without fault.

The backstory for the horse is that he injures anyone who tries to ride him

I love him. The murder just shines out of his beautiful face