Castlevania

Sypha: You called Trevor and not me?

The Bishop: Who are you?

Alucard: Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

Trevor: How do you feel about stealing?

Sypha: I thought you said you had it handled!

Trevor: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the ri-

Sypha: Are you sure you're okay?

Trevor: This is a bad idea.

It doesn’t make you gay if you think Alucard's hot. We all think he’s hot.

Trevor: I win.

Alucard: There was a complication with the plan.

I swing both ways. Violently. With A Sword. Come get some, motherfuckers.

Sypha: You didn’t have a happy childhood?

Sypha: I hope Trevor didn't do anything stupid.

Trevor: Can I ask a dumb question?