where are there a billion speces?

i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo

“ Warning: I do this ”

we stan a homophobic queen

im against circumcision because how could anyone take the crown off of a beautiful king

a king needs his throne (balls) and his crown (foreskin) to rule, to take those from a beautiful king is… criminal

travis mcelroy spelling his name in cum in the brentalfloss comic

What the fuck did you post.

this is a moodboard

white women are evolving too fast

Bigger than each other what? Whats bigger than what? Anyine able to parse this and explain it?

They’re just larger in size from one another I don’t know how to simplify it more than that.

I think they’re asking which one is larger, which is… fair.

The one that’s bigger is the larger one.

How can they both be bigger than the other? For one to be bigger, the other needs to be smaller.

no they’re both too large to be the smaller one

The link isn’t even helpful

have you tried clicking it?

just say if the depression center is begger than the anxiety one!!!

i’m afraid it’s not that simple, you see, they’re both bigger than each other.

finally, an adult.

a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

why is this formatted like a poem

Because it is one

People with airpods can’t put their AirPods in their ears and loosely wrap the chord under the head of their penis and bounce it up and down mimicking the head movements of a horse making it feel like you’re riding a horse and your penis is the horse and the cord of my headphones is the reigns. You can’t do that with AirPods.

u are NOT welcome to my twisted mind. KEEP OUT! it’s private