The Angel of Thursday

Sorry this took so long. I was going through some personal shitstorm for quite a long time now and didn’t have much energy to write. This is going to be pretty short because I’m pretty sure I tried writing for this before but for some reason, I couldn’t find it. :(

Harry and Eggsy rarely fought, but when they did, everyone at Kingsman knew about it. Harry would be horrendous during training while Eggsy flirted with anyone who breathes just to drive his partner insane. They all learned not to fight too well against the older man then get back at him by flirting back with Eggsy.

It was quite satisfying to see when Harry would break and apologize.

(Usually, when they fought this way, they learned, it really was Harry’s fault. Eggsy was always quick with apologies whenever he fucked up while Harry, on the other hand, wasn’t.)

But this one was probably the best revenge plot Eggsy has ever done.

After a (sccessful) mission in Paris, Eggsy came back with a little shadow.

No one found it odd at first when the tall (apprently) French man sauntered in the shop after Eggsy. They do actually run the tailor shop, even though it’s just a front.

So yeah, no one minded the man. Well, not until Eggsy called out to him at noon and asked him if he was ready for lunch.

Harry was gobsmacked, eyebrows rose to his hairline as Eggsy, his husband, looped his arm around man’s arm. He knew Eggsy was mad and can be mildly petty but he wouldn’t deliberately cheat just to tick him off, would he?

“Trouble in paradise?“ Merlin, the absolute arse, asked. He didn’t even have to turn to know the other man was smirking.

Harry desperately wanted to give him a two fingered salute. But he was raised better than that so he let it go.

And if Merlin’s computers started blaring Rebecca Black’s Friday every hour, well. Harry will admit nothing.

A day or two of Eggsy spending time with the French man (”He’s name’s Alain, for fuck’s sake”) would be, well, not okay, but bearable. But spending most of his time with the French man for a whole week was just horrible. Especially when he heard the man confess once that he wanted to marry Eggsy one day.

(Harry may have broken a few equipment after hearing that.)

But the last straw was when Harry saw Alain going for a kiss on the mouth and he just couldn’t take it.

“Oh for heaven’s sake, hes married!“ Harry snapped, pulling Eggsy against him, glaring at the other man then turned to Eggsy and said, “I’m sorry, alright? You know how much I loath apologizing but for you I do it, because you’re the only one who made me feel like I could do this whole long time, committed relationship marriage thing.“ He knew he was practically begging Eggsy for forgiveness but he truly would do anything for the other man.

Eggsy simply smiled in fondness and amusement then shifted his gaze back to Alain and said, “Thanks for the help, Al.”

Harry turned just to see the smirk on the other man’s face. “It was my pleasure.” He responded and walked out of the shop and, what?

“He’s a friend.“ Eggsy started, probably seein te confusion on Harry’s face, “Asked him to help me piss you off.“