Cassie

1. Adam S1 “I will make a new world, a better world! Without adults etc!" HE WAS LITERALLY THE ANTICHRIST AND GOD (Supreme ineffable goodness) DOES THE SAME FREAKING THING!?

2. Adam wasn't in the book of life. God NEVER created him. Even if the boy at the end of S1 decides to be a human, HE CREATES HIS OWN EXISTENCE.

3. Crowley AND Beelzebub were both archangels (they talk about scaring the cherubims etc). Now, Crowley could be out of miracles (even if, for what reason? He was immensely powerful in season 2 and nobody took is power away....Was Hell scared of a bookseller? Shouldn't the bookseller, in case, be even more terrifying now that he is the FREAKING ARCHANGEL) but for sure LORD B IS NOT. Otherwise blood would decorate hell's walls. There is no way she would let Gabe disappear without raising Hell.

4. Satan was not in the book of Life??? Even though he was GOD'S FAVOURITE ANGEL!? 🙃

5. The actual fact that God just chitchat with Satan, while the WHOLE REALITY she so proudly created has been whipped off, doesn't make ANY FUCKING SENSE.

6. God is a bully and abuser. She insulted Az, who sacrificed HIS WHOLE WORLD for her praising. Crowley should have ripped off her face.

7. S1: "I'M NOT AN IDIOT, CROWLEY! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A SUICIDE PILL" _ S3: I guess so 🙃🙃🙃

8.Jesus was GENERATED and NOT CREATED. He is 1/3 of the holy trinity.

He. Cannot be. In the book. 🙃

9. "No more about dying. Dying is wrong!" One season later, he actually chooses suicide-murder?!

10. "METATHRONE DID IT FIRST". What does that meeeeeean??? What did he edit? 😭

11. If C&A making that choice was indeed a choice... then they already had free will....and if it was the only choice they could have made because they didn't actually have a choice... then it was god's plan all along.

12. Crowley and Aziraphale, when united, are able to generate a 25 Lazarii miracle while Jesus (1/3 of God) is famous for his one (1) Lazarus miracle. Where does this blasphemous math equation lead me?