literally not interested
Finally, mercy.

Product Placement
noise dept.
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Cosmic Funnies

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The Bowery Presents
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we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
art blog(derogatory)

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@cassoroll
literally not interested
Finally, mercy.

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Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.
Shareholder Profit: War (the casus belli for attacks on workers' rights)
Private Equity: Pestilence (they are parasites that voraciously strip the value out of a healthy business until it withers and dies)
Workforce Optimization: Famine (cutting hours and employees until the business is starved of staff, barely functioning)
Corporate Personhood: Death (a hollow, shambling mockery of a human with rights and needs)
Yeah I can work with that.
Do you do commissions? Like if I send you a nature photo of a place I love could you do your thing? What's the price range ish on that?
i do and i usually start my commission at $475USD unless they’re commercial then it’s a bit more! ☺️
I normally support artists with their pricing but for that price the commission better be a large oil painting and not a digital piece. That is outrageous...
I feel like the rule of thumb is that if you have to ask for the price, regardless of what it is, the seller is overcharging the fuck out of whatever it is and you cannot afford it. Nobody with reasonable prices is out here hiding those prices from public view.
But that may just be working class wisdom, idk, op may be trying to act like they're bougie or some kind of commodity or something.
lmfaooo i guess i am bougie, my art is literally on magic the gathering cards, in video games, has been featured in paris fashion week, by microsoft and so much more! sorry you don’t respect artist and their hard earned work! ☺️
Call me to fix your boiler and it's easily that much in just labor for less work. It's wild that because I have a skill deemed something worth paying someone for I can make a decent living but artists are supposed to be starving and struggling for their whole life.
top five bugs?
Praying mantis, dragonfly, ladybug, bumblebee, caterpillar
What about ants? Butterflies? Shrimp?

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While at a goodwill somewhere in Athens, OH I managed to come across the ‘Be still and know that I am God’ lightning McQueen whiteboard
I wish I got it
EAT MY BUST
El yisus en un parque acuático
[ID: 1. a tweet by @/theyregayjim who has star trek's captain kirk as their profile picture. the tweet reads "my boss told me i looked like i watched star trek and then as i was leaving she said "may the force be with you... wait no it's live fast and get fucked or whatever" and held up the hand salute. so i guess it was a good day at work"
2. an image of spock doing the hand salute with the text "live fast and get fucked or whatever" at the bottom. /end ID]
(ID by @whatsyourid thank you!)
High-school reunion season is coming again and I'm here to remind you that it was just 4 years of your life and you don't need to go if you don't want to. All the ass holes you use to work with you don't hang out with. Don't hang out with some ass hole just because you knew them before they were 18. If you wanna go to your reunions good for you but personally I see everyone from high school I liked as often as possible the other people who will be at the reunion can add me on Facebook and see the photos my aunt tags me in once a week

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if anyone at the NFL had a sense of humor they'd stick with Washington Football Team, but switch it to Washington Team Football so all their merch could have WTF on it
I personally thing Washington football team is a great name. Washington fans have referred to them as the team which is hilariously ambiguous if you arent in on the joke. Plus it has big artist formally known as Prince vibes which I think was a top 10 stunt. It also bares the scars of ripping a racially damaging stereotype from the collective memory sending a message to all racists everywhere what we will one day do to them too.
Rage of the Boar God
Fanart for @mbmakesart, based on their dream encounter with a god.
Original post and art
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Hold on let me go ask the Greeks real quick.
It’s weird to think this comic predates the rise of Internet spam, though otherwise it reads like it could’ve been drawn yesterday.
I've been thinking about the phrase "verbing weirds language" for nearly 30 years
As a dimwit, language is an impediment to understanding.
Employers: why won't people stay home when they get covid
Workers: Can we get paid medical leave when we get covid so we can still pay our bills?
Employers: You free loaders don't appreciate the opportunity to work here it's almost like you only work here for the paycheck.
This reads like a fucking Bible verse

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a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes
OKAY I'M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW
Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much
you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!
Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson.
She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead.
And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.
That was longer than I intended but there’s just...so much...
This blog is going to become 100% lawncore and flowerbed core because spring is right around the corner comrades.