olivia

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

You forget yourself (slaps u with my glove) u remember yourself (slaps you the other way) you forget yourself again

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

This happened to me once during COVID and I wanted to marry that driver. The person tried to play ignorant, and half the other passengers started yelling at him because the driver refused to move and they were all going to be late to work. God bless America.

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS