Tell me your favorite story

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

in the future it will be said "we are daughters of the zoomers you couldn't buttmog"

get high and think of me

get high and think of me

theres too much fuckin shit on me

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

i break a sweat and i'm clenching the bedsheets and moaning and my breath is shaky and I'm saying when when when but for some reason she's not stopping. just like at Olive Garden

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

what is the coal doing to the water