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“Are too.” She laughed a bit and smirked, raising her eyebrows.

“Nuh-uh!” He hangs onto Liho as she squirm, scowling by now.

"Yes you are. For example - let the cat go, now. Or she'll scratch you, too." She rolls her eyes and turns, sitting down.

“She’s a little stupid.” She kissed the cat’s head, grinning. “But so are you, and I still love you.”

“I’m not stupid!” He wrinkles his nose, turning himself and Liho away with a huff.

"Are too." She laughed a bit and smirked, raising her eyebrows.

“Then you better hope the cat wasn’t sick!” She blows him a kiss, leading him out of the bathroom.

He follows her from the bathroom, stopping to pick Liho up on the way. “She’s not stupid, Mama.” He grins, scratching softly at her fur while she purrs in his ear.

"She's a little stupid." She kissed the cat's head, grinning. "But so are you, and I still love you."

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Natasha cursed when her phone rang, shuffling to answer it quickly. She spoke quietly, hidden behind the desk. "Hey, Clint, I really can't talk. But I'm gonna send you my coordinates and I'm guessing I have like five minutes until they catch me." She tried to sound cheery, but didn't even have to open her mouth before fingers closed around her throat.

“Nuh-uh. No going around hugging stray cats.” She stands and rubs his shoulder, sending him a sweet smile. “If you get dizzy or feel hot, we’re calling the hospital.”

“But I like ‘em.” He sticks his bottom lip out, but there’s an answering smile badly hidden underneath, and his eyes glitter with mischief. “No! Not the hospital!”

"Then you better hope the cat wasn't sick!" She blows him a kiss, leading him out of the bathroom.

“She’s a bit stupid, baby.” She smiles, drawing him in to kiss his head. “You come here again with scratches, I’ll lock you in.”

“Nooooo!” He wrinkles his nose, automatically kissing her cheek in return. “But Mo-oom…”

"Nuh-uh. No going around hugging stray cats." She stands and rubs his shoulder, sending him a sweet smile. "If you get dizzy or feel hot, we're calling the hospital."

“Mhm.” She laughed and kissed his head, standing up.

“Love you.” He cracks one eye open briefly, just long enough to smile slightly before curling up to sleep.

"Love you too. Sleep." She grins a bit and rolls her eyes, before turning towards the kitchen.

“Our stupid but adorable cat loves hugs because she’s spoiled and think she’s a dog. Those cats may not have seen the inside of a home in years, they have been taught to connect human touches with pain. They get scared. Let them learn to trust you.” When she demeans herself done, she offers him the shirt back.

“She’s not stupid!” He’s quick to defend the cat, wearing a slight frown. “But why do people wanna scare cats? They’re only little…” He takes his shirt back, tugging it back over his head hurriedly.

"She's a bit stupid, baby." She smiles, drawing him in to kiss his head. "You come here again with scratches, I'll lock you in."

As they’re about to step on to the stage, she kisses him happily and blinks a bit. “I haven’t told you I love you, today.” Then she’s grabbing the microphone, speaking directly to her kids before alerting everyone of their choice of song.

Natasha sings happily, her voice smooth and soft and she's hitting every note. It's not like this is the first time she's singing and she still knows how to dance, swirling her body and letting her eyes tell Clint just how much she loves him.