"baby gorl im LITCHERALLY killing myself"

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.