THE PIZZA GOD

You can eat pizza, Casey's pizza that is

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

no he’s pretty comfy here

For now

he also doesn’t like pizza

He is wrong

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

can you persuade him otherwise

One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough

does that mean you’re gonna leave him alone with his blankey

He is no use to me if he doesn't join me and my followers in the revolution

Cool! do you mind if I ask what exactly is this revolution is about

Pizza is the sacred food. The holy trinity of dairy, grain, and vegetation. It is the only food we can serve to our lord and savior The Big Tomato. Providing them with pizza will lead to salvation.

dry cereal is better though

There is no hope for you or your skeleton

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

no he’s pretty comfy here

For now

he also doesn’t like pizza

He is wrong

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

can you persuade him otherwise

One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough

does that mean you’re gonna leave him alone with his blankey

He is no use to me if he doesn't join me and my followers in the revolution

Cool! do you mind if I ask what exactly is this revolution is about

Pizza is the sacred food. The holy trinity of dairy, grain, and vegetation. It is the only food we can serve to our lord and savior The Big Tomato. Providing them with pizza will lead to salvation.

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

no he’s pretty comfy here

For now

he also doesn’t like pizza

He is wrong

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

can you persuade him otherwise

One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough

does that mean you’re gonna leave him alone with his blankey

He is no use to me if he doesn't join me and my followers in the revolution

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

i mean i guess i do like pizza

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

do i get paid

Yes, in pizza and salvation

okay and how about dollars and checks

Well if you become a worker at one of the gas stations, and spread the word of our community, then you will get payed with money

what are the benefits

Medical, dental, payed time off, ect, oh and your soul will be spared during the reconning

okay yeah sure i'll work at a gas station

Welcome to the revolution, follower! You shall not regret this decision!

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

i mean i guess i do like pizza

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

do i get paid

Yes, in pizza and salvation

okay and how about dollars and checks

Well if you become a worker at one of the gas stations, and spread the word of our community, then you will get payed with money

what are the benefits

Medical, dental, payed time off, ect, oh and your soul will be spared during the reconning

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

i mean i guess i do like pizza

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

do i get paid

Yes, in pizza and salvation

okay and how about dollars and checks

Well if you become a worker at one of the gas stations, and spread the word of our community, then you will get payed with money

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

i mean i guess i do like pizza

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

do i get paid

Yes, in pizza and salvation

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

i mean i guess i do like pizza

So, are you joining us in the glorious revolution?

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

no he’s pretty comfy here

For now

he also doesn’t like pizza

He is wrong

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

can you persuade him otherwise

One must not waste time attempting to persuade non-believers when there are so many minds out there to mold like fresh dough

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

no he’s pretty comfy here

For now

he also doesn’t like pizza

He is wrong

is he not allowed to dislike pizza

He is i suppose, but he is wrong

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

no he’s pretty comfy here

For now

he also doesn’t like pizza

He is wrong

Me and my followers are building the world in the image of pizza. We are taking over, one Midwestern gas station at a time.

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

no he’s pretty comfy here

For now

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!

I think you’re thinking of another skeleton because he’s sitting on the floor next to me right now

It will soon arise to cross the road towards the pizza revolution!

hey. hey. i have a joke for you

why did the skeleton cross the road?

IT DIDN’T BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING DEAD

Lies! It crossed the road to join me and my followers in our journey to conquer the world one slice at a time!