CASCADIA VILE

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

i hate it when clones die

if u have a mirror self just protect them ok

and if u Are the mirror self. for the love of god stay safe

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

“Love” is one of the most popular tropes in the Romance genre

10 days until they announce that the new stardew valley lovers are Pam and Gus! #prediction

clint coulda been seen miles away but I was SO fucking certain it was gonna be pam! FUCK!

guy who doesn't understand anything: bark like a pig

remember the era of mario party where donkey kong was framed as a sort of saint/angel figure in opposition to bowser. reliably & consistently events & game elements associated with dk would be like, direct opposites of those associated with bowser, but like, more than just being an explicit mechanical counterpart to bowser, dk was often suggested to be in some kind of infinite (manichaean?) struggle against him-- game mechanics associate them with night & day, have them switch places with each other (castaway bay, the way the dk/bowser spaces work in mp8, & of course clockwork castle where theyre all but transforming into each other), their actions in general border on divine interventions to turn the tide of a battle (which can jostle against each other, eg the train car stuff from mp8)... & like, the result is that wanton misfortune is signified by flames & spikes & enormous castles, in contrast to divine providence, which is signified by. palm trees & bananas. the devil is in hell, & god is in a tropical jungle. this was the status quo for 4 numbered entries