i have never been to oxford town

more Mandy with Bobby

“I just think that as my long-standing friend of twenty-five years, you might have given me the benefit of the doubt. And you didn’t.”

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute to show you this feat I’ll tell you how I became the prince of 10 Downing Street In the Westminster bubble born and raised In the spinroom is where I spent most of my days Chillin’ out with my homeboy A-dog Campbell, Until my life was tripped turned into a shambles A couple of Hindujas gettin’ in the way A loan on my house that I needed to pay I had two resignations and Tony Blair got scared He said ‘You’re movin’ to become European Trade Commissioner and subsequently under Gordon Brown Lord Mandelson of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the County of Durham, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council’

At least when Campbell and Mandelson cynically controlled and manipulated us, they did it with style. I mean, it was horrible at the time, sure, but you felt you were in the hands of professionals.

Peter Mandelson

Peter meeting his constituents in 2001.

Actual dreamboat.

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Sometimes stuff is drawn that really isn’t in anyone’s best interest.