no, that's not why

gyahaha sorry kid, but we're looking for someone a little more [finding out you don't actually want to join the Peerage of the Carnivore Sun] wait why

[pulling back my sagely hood to reveal a second sagely hood] we've got knowledge [pulling the second hood back and an ostentatious wizard's hat decompresses before unfurling] and secrets [removing hat to reveal the skull] calavera [lifting skull to reveal smaller skull] calaverita

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

i can't cope