darling dear

but i got smarter, i got harder in the nick of time.

psd credit: x xx xxx

❛   there’s  a  difference  between  like  and  love.   ❜

❛   you’re  pissing  me  off.   ❜

❛   expressing  my  opinion  is  not  a  terrorist  action.   ❜

❛   you  might  want  to  work  on  that.   ❜

❛   you  wanna  put  money  on  that  ?   ❜

❛   that’s  a  charming  new  development.   ❜

❛   remove  head  from  sphincter  ,  then  drive  !   ❜

❛   so  you  just  pick  up  and  leave  ,  is  that  it  ?   ❜

❛   can  we  focus  on  me  for  a  second  please  ?   ❜

❛   did  i  ,  or  did  i  not  ,  tell  you  it  was  pointless  ?   ❜

❛   would  you  be  willing  to  make  it  your  problem  if  i  provide  generous  compensation  ?   ❜

❛   but  obviously  i’ve  struck  your  fancy.   ❜

❛   i  know  a  lot  more  than  you  think.   ❜

❛   i’m  not  hostile.  i’m  annoyed.   ❜

❛   why  don’t  you  try  being  nice  ?   ❜

❛   i  don’t  care  what  people  think.   ❜

❛   i  happen  to  like  being  adored  ,  thank  you.   ❜

❛   you’re  not  afraid  of  me  ,  are  you  ?   ❜

❛   i’m  sure  you’ve  thought  about  me  naked.   ❜

❛   so  what  i  want  doesn’t  matter  ?   ❜

❛   has  the  fact  that  you’re  completely  psycho  managed  to  escape  your  attention  ?   ❜

❛   you’re  kind  of  ruining  this  for  me.   ❜

❛   you  never  give  up  ,  do  you  ?   ❜

❛   stop  being  so  self-involved  for  one  minute.   ❜

❛   don’t  let  anyone  ever  make  you  feel  like  you  don’t  deserve  what  you  want.   ❜

❛   who  needs  affection  when  i  have  blind  hatred  ?   ❜

❛   oh  ,  so  now  you  think  you  know  me  ?   ❜

❛   you’re  not  as  mean  as  you  think  you  are.   ❜

❛   how  is  it  possible  that  i  did  not  know  about  this  ?   ❜

❛   tell  me  you  haven’t  progressed  to  full-on  hallucinations.   ❜

❛   the  shit  has  hiteth  the  fan…eth.   ❜

❛   i  hate  it  when  you’re  not  around.   ❜

“ let me feel your forehead. ”

“ you’re a little mixed up right now. ” 

“ do you need any help? ” 

“ i’ll get you a damp cloth. ”

“ that wasn’t even a sentence. ”

“ get away from me! ”

“ look at you, you’re sweating bullets. ”

“ i’m burning up. ”

“ shh, it’s alright. your mind’s just playing tricks on you. ”

“ don’t move. i’m going to get your bath ready. ”

“ that’s the fever talking, not you. ”

“ you rest while i grab more blankets. ”

“ you don’t look well. ”

“ shh. shh. i promise i’ll stay right here. ”

“ i don’t need medicine.”

“ you almost fell over! ”

“ it was a dream, that’s all, a dream. ”

“ please put on the sweater. ” 

“ one hundred and two. get back in bed. ”

“ it’s me, it’s me! stop! ”

“ you need to lie down before you hurt yourself. ”

“ i can’t believe you’re still standing. ”

“ are you cold or is it me? ”

“ i think i need to lie down. ”

82. your muse broke a leg and mine has to take care of yours

(Perhaps blackmailing was too harsh a word, but that's what it felt like.)

❝It's how most short people get injured,❞ she muttered, forcing her voice into a flat tone despite the mortification building. Did she really need the prescribed pills that badly? It's not like Wendy couldn't tap into Angela's resources; people would be none the wiser even if she did. Still, she'd admit that his company wasn't so bad. Infinitely better than some of the boys who wanted to join her network, that's for sure. ❝I couldn't reach something from the top shelf of the cupboard, climbed onto the countertop, slipped, and here I am.❞ The clumsiness could, she belatedly realised, afford her a better cover. After all, most criminals weren't clumsy, were they?

82. your muse broke a leg and mine has to take care of yours

HC BASED, CANON DIVERGENT KILLIAN “CAPTAIN HOOK” JONES.

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