Hey Besties

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

my girlfriend brought some old guy in a labcoat to our date and he was third wheeling hard and he wouldnt stop talking about "the attacking power of vavel", "the unyielding defense of gllang", & "the unmatched speed of laguiole" and i dont know what the fuck he's talking about. he ordered a kid's apple juice box and a single french fry and when we left he didnt even get in the car he just sprinted away into the night.

ok google how do you tell someone that you miss talking to them if you’re irrationally terrified of messaging them

ok google how do you talk to people you want to talk to

ok google how do you start a conversation

ok google how do you tell someone that you miss talking to them if you’re irrationally terrified of messaging them

ok google how do you talk to people you want to talk to

ok google how do you start a conversation

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about