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as soon as a new tour is announced, i'll be sure to throw my name in the hat. i'll make it happen as soon as this little trip is over. strawberry shortcake delivered to your house on behalf of moi. you're welcome. i don't know. it's a nice ass so you're really missing out here.

consider your name forever in the hat, tommy boy. i'm not going to miss out on an opportunity to have you there. hey, don't let our current location stop you. i'm sure they have dessert somewhere in this place. i'd trust your word if it weren't so biased. maybe i'll ask dove later for a review.

This is all just happening now, but I always knew you'd reach this level. It's only going to get better for you too. People are not going to get enough of you! Plus, surely there's a sequel to your latest, right?

private: i looked over my computer when i got back. i've got no copy of the tape on any of my devises, so i'm starting to suspect that story was bullshit and no one actually has anything. did you find the tape on your cloud or computer? but hey, my little vegas stunt knocked this out of the news cycle so there's always that. you doing okay? you didn't get into trouble with your family or management for it? i know we were meant to talk but i ended up heading to vegas early and then things got a bit screwy.

private: I'll be honest and admit I erased it a long time ago. I just... It was very clearly a mistake and I had a feeling something like this might happen. I don't know how on earth anyone could have it. Don't think it would've come from my end. I did hear about that. How's married life treating you now? I did. It was unfortunate. Thankfully the buzz quickly fell off when I started seeing Joe. Thank god for small miracles. I'd rather not even talk about it. I've been so anxious over the whole thing. I stopped sleeping for a few days. Felt like a zombie. I'm finally feeling normal again.

you might be better off with a bob over the bowl cut. you have a beautiful face. bet that you could pull off anything. in the new movie, it appears that chalamet has the hat on. the bowl hasn’t made its way into the character — for the time being. too basic to have me in the spiderman costume. should i do something off the wall ? my likes include a good english pub & even better food. @carpentvr

I love a good compliment as much as the next girl, but there's not a chance I could pull off the bowl cut. You're real sweet for saying so. It's high praise coming from Spider-Man himself. My favorite of the three at that. What did you go as in the end? There's no such thing as basic when it's Spider-Man, Andrew. Let's straighten that one out now. Any you'd recommend?

I need two full days in order to execute this plan correctly. If I only got one then I'm sure you'd leave me disappointed and I can't have that. Please, don't inflate my ego just yet! I think you just might be biased though. I hope you have those mickey ears out and ready then!

I'll gladly give you the two days. This is true. Every hang out has lasted for more than a day. I'm not sure what I'd do with limited time by your side. Can't really soak it all in. Just please don't spring on me any more family gatherings without a good few days of a head's up. I need to prepare accordingly. I always have the Mickey ears locked and loaded. First thing to learn about me, Jonas.

are you saying i missed my chance to play groupie ? tragic. do i have to personally be present for the feeding or am i able to get away with door dashing something to your place ? good timing. very impressed ! @carpentvr

for the time being, yes. don't fret, doherty. there will surely be more chances to make up for the fact in the future. i might just make it happen soon to see how the label suits you. hey, i'm a simple girl, i'll take my doordash wherever i can get it. your presence is not necessary so long as strawberry shortcake from 85 C bakery is involved. what can i say? i've got reflexes like a cat.

Are you including me in that? Because that's far too kind and I can definitely say the same thing about you, doll face. Wait, a Halloween tree? That's it. You win at Halloween. Which is no surprise, Miss. Wednesday Addams. I can't freaking wait for another season. You completely knocked that out of the park.