one pot recipes to synthesize amines and esters

age verification retina scanner that checks if the light in your eyes has gone out

where did i put that bacon? i can smell it burning

you'd think sears roebuck was a venison steak restaurant

opening a packet of expired yeast and a bunch of lil ghosts fly out

punchbuggy but its whenever you see a cyber truck and you punch the guy driving it

my gender is typing too fast my probouns are sje/het

(keeps kissing you until i think of a retort to your pickup line)